Finding Francis Cabrel, Orelsan, The Beatles and Ariana Grande in the same room is unlikely to happen, without wanting to fuck your dreams. On the other hand, you will be able to cross them in your imagination by launching your playlist, this magic tool which allows you to classify lots of music that you like to listen to only five songs. Long live the playlists.
It’s not your car, you suffer the playlist and you loop it
— 0 0 0 (@Dylanngk) February 9, 2021
If you see a tall, bearded redhead trying to mate with a subway bar don’t worry, Toxic just started randomizing in my Spotify playlist
— Anus Dumbledor (@UltranusAbitbol) July 10, 2019
There are sounds in my playlist I always skip them, it looks like it’s not me, I put them in
— ?? (@hvmso) August 30, 2020
I have a friend he applied for a work-study offer at Deezer he got rejected and in the email refusing the application attached they put him a “comfort playlist” ???????
— Kapaichumarimarichupako (@_Piwaii) June 21, 2020
I sent my sex playlist to one of my crushes, she really liked it because she fucked on it with her ass plan…????
— Cosima (@mywastedtears) October 11, 2019
The 100% American uber driver, who guessed that I was French, just asked me with a hopeful voice “so you know Dalida? “. He’s so happy, he fired the radio straight away to swing his playlist. What a wonderful time
— Pelenope Bagieu (@PenelopeB) March 14, 2019
I listened to the “work out music” Spotify playlist while in the shower. I hope I will not receive a letter.
— Vincent Tirel (@VincentTirel) August 26, 2017
Playlist: *plays Dana’s Tribe*
Me: Oh no, that’s old…
Playlist: In the valley…
Moi: HOOHOO DE DANAAA LALILALA— Vertigo (@Vertigo__) April 20, 2017
I would pay to go to a concert from my Spotify playlist
— boss? (@lu_blm) July 22, 2021
I think presidential candidates should post their playlist and be judged on it. It wouldn’t change their politics, but we would know that in addition to being useless, they taste like crap.
– Franque-Emmanuel Tranchard The Left (@Viviane_DPR) March 28, 2022
Saying Straits then Supertramp then Toto, a priori it is my father who manages the playlist of the waiting room of the bank from beyond.
— Pelenope Bagieu (@PenelopeB) May 22, 2018
Do you also say “oe aller tg” when you play music that you like more in your playlist?
— Randoux? (@l_rndx) January 9, 2021
You all make playlists here or there are dummies like me who just listen to 5 songs on repeat for 2 months and then go on to 5 others, etc.
— Cordélia fucks the National Front (@MxCordelia) February 22, 2022
you’re there you listen to your best playlist and there’s a swelling that makes you vocals
— nolaan (@nolaanqlf) December 12, 2021
Obviously the DJ that we see on the Champs de Mars for Macron is just there for the video. The playlist comes from a USB key called “JM Blanquer – ibiza megamix 2022”
— cookie monster (@cookiemztr) April 24, 2022
Last night I accompanied a couple whose birth playlist was the soundtrack of mamma mia, the little one was born on dancing queen, tell me a better way to get back into life please
— No – Seigneur des Amnios (@nomrsl) August 1, 2021
Really the ultra specific playlists like “pov: you’re a scribe working in a dark library at 3 am and it’s raining outside – slowed down music, rain effects added” they are incredible, thank you for existing
— ? Mush’ ? ??? (@LostPackages) February 19, 2022
I’m making a playlist the concept is “you’re 6 years old, it’s 7:30 am, it’s cold and still a bit dark, your mother/father defrosts the windshield of the laguna while you wait inside listening the sound of the maximum power heating and Chéri FM at an unreasonable volume”
— Prunette (????)?*.? (@PrunetteTV) November 20, 2021
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