Today the sun is in Libra, the moon in Scoprio and Neptune in Pisces, and you certainly don’t give a fuck if you too think astrology is bogus. But admit, even behind your grumpy Scorpio airs, you too enjoy reading the horoscope when it predicts an unforgettable encounter in the coming days and unfailing health. You are toast.
People who believe in horoscopes, you are too naive. This is typically a 2nd decan Capricorn behavior.
— Tania (@TaniaKessaouti) July 21, 2015
You’re wrong, excuse yourself and don’t bring your horoscope.
— wilojt (@wilojt) January 24, 2021
I love how astrology went from sun sign horoscopes to everyone knowing their entire chart
— astro bully angie (@teaxtarot) September 29, 2020
me: astrology c grv shit do not believe it
me: *read my horoscope*
also me: omg the astrology is too true it’s exactly about me he talks about in the horoscope!!!— im nayeon (@sailspacespicy) October 16, 2018
In any case it was not in my horoscope that I was going to be hit by a car while doing my sport today.
— Pirate Heart (@beatricepirate) April 17, 2019
According to my horoscope in the days to come a person will come to upset my love life
HURRY UP— Lau ? (@iamlaufernan) September 16, 2018
You realize that our ballot in the ballot box is worth as much as that of someone who believes in the horoscope
— Wati Askeladd (@SultanJaune) February 28, 2020
DAILY HOROSCOPE
love: shut up
Money: you will end up exposed
Health: stop smoking
Work: another shitty day— Clem (@benseek) October 13, 2015
You know that someone matters to you when you start reading their horoscope
— lrl (@liviarl03) November 3, 2018
This morning I hear the horoscope of the day telling me that I should expect great news and believe it or not, barely 1 hour later, an illustrious stranger informs me by email, sms, call, mail THAT I HAVE NOT USED ALL MY RIGHTS TO THE TRAINING!
That’s crazy !
— Rod Serlings (@Rod___Serling) January 27, 2022
This morning on the radio my horoscope said “fortune will smile on you today” I’m leaving my house there’s 1 euro on the ground… thank you to life.
— Jimmy Labeeu (@LeJimmyLabeeu) September 28, 2021
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