1. The march in which you have less confidence than in French justice
2. A little surprise walk to push you to the beyond
3. The ramp that makes half the stairs as useless as shampoo in a bald man’s bathroom
4. Not very practical on a daily basis
5. A challenge for people with disabilities
6. This staircase that remains a mystery to humanity
7. The staircase that you can only take if you have a baccalaureate +10 and a negative alcohol test
8. This staircase that can officially be recognized as an assassination attempt
9. This staircase already responsible for the death of 3 families
10. This staircase that clearly doesn’t know where it’s going
11. This staircase gone wrong
12. This staircase totally devoid of feelings (especially for people who wear skirts)
13. This staircase designed by nostalgic Mayans
14. This staircase capable of ruining 10 years of therapy
15. This ramp for the disabled in search of sensations
16. This staircase that gaslights (definition: form of harassment that aims to introduce doubt in the victim)
17. This other toxic staircase that asks you to lose some ass
18. This staircase as original as it is useless as it is ugly as it is totally stupid
19. This bi-taste staircase with a questionable style
20. This staircase that may well be your last
