Top 17 Funniest Tweets About Marriage, Lots of Love, and Free Alcohol
Except when it’s yours, a wedding is mostly a party where you can get laid while drinking gallons of champagne. Which could potentially be a great night out. Well, if you don’t have any friends to invite you to this kind of festivities, here’s a little preview of what it might look like. Come on, it’s free and we’re happy to hear it.
Misunderstanding
The real challenge
There are some jokes that we never get tired of.
Festivity level at zero
There are real fights
Maximum complicity
We have the social networks we deserve
The disappointment
There are wounds that never heal.
“My uncle was found dead last night in his office by the cleaning staff. I’m happy because he wore Crocs to my wedding in 2006.”
Diplomacy hello
“A wedding guest list is the most political thing you’ll do unless you become President of the United States.”
Lots of emotions in perspective
Finally some honesty
3 year old: Mom why do people get married?
Me: Well when two people love each other very much, it can be a good thing to pay less taxes.
A hard blow for love
Of course we stay
It’s a match
The real king of the evening
Bad atmosphere for weddings during pandemic
And remember, rule #1 of marriage: don’t touch the bride (unless you’re the groom).
