The Marvels review: the MCU’s shortest film is its biggest m…

“Marvel’s is as poorly constructed as any entry in this stubbornly deathless series.”

Pros

• fun complex

• kamala khan is very happy

Shortcoming

• Its speed is extremely destructive

• It comes with a lot of homework

• Should we come up with a cameo?

Marvel movies have always been a product, but they used to be an extremely well-oiled product: glorious, gleaming multiplex entertainment that hit its mark with the precision of a Stark Industries missile. This is not so much the case now. earlier this year, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania The franchise machine’s quality-control equipment featured a shocking short circuit, causing the special effects to look (and apparently were) completely incomplete. and now comes Miracle, a colorful, interactive team-building exercise from a blockbuster that falls apart right in front of you. It’s as poorly constructed as any entry in this stubbornly deathless series.

There’s no way to get it done Miracle Without wondering if you’ve missed anything. In part, this is the usual case of continued serialization, complicated here by a plot with links to television. Whereas previous Marvel films were based on a certain casual familiarity with the events of other films, Miracle Picks up the formula from the Disney+ series wandavision, Ms MarvelAnd secret attack, But even those on the small screen of the MCU may get lost at some point during the film’s hectic, chaotic events and spectacle. Miracle An equal opportunity one is confusing.

Have you heard of any movies starting in media res? It seems to exist entirely in media res. No one gets proper introduction. Neither old characters, nor new ones. Leading the former is Carol Danvers (Brie Larson), aka Captain Marvel, a former Air Force pilot who has more superpowers than personality traits. Like Jason Bourne, Carol doesn’t remember exactly who she was — a very convenient excuse for the lack of character development in her 2019 origin story and this semi-sequel. To regain some of those lost memories, she dons an alien headband, which director Nia DaCosta (candy Man) to give a quick “already on” replay of the events of captain marvel,

In space, Carol is exposed to an astrophysical anomaly, and suddenly finds herself teleported around the galaxy, swapping positions on an interstellar map with two other superheroes. One of them, Monica Rambeau (Teyonah Parris), was a girl she knew from childhood who calls her “Auntie”. Monica now has light-based powers of her own, acquired during the finale episode wandavision, Completing their three-card monte is Jersey City teenager Kamala Khan (Iman Vellani), who has just graduated from her starring vehicle’s small-scale coming-of-age drama, Ms Marvel, for a co-starring role in the IMAX-scaled team-up. As a superfan of Captain Marvel, Kamala is as excited as she is scared to find herself suddenly involved in her hero’s Star Wars.

Having three characters randomly trade places in the universe is a fun idea, full of comic and action-cinema potential. But Miracle The timing of this game of musical chairs is never perfect, to say nothing of the inconsistency of its rules. At 105 minutes, it’s the shortest Marvel movie to date, and if it feels like a breath of fresh air after the increasingly bloated runtimes of the studio’s other superhero spectacles, you’ll need to get through the startling pace of the film. has yet to make its way from. Half an hour, filled with excised scenes and important information removed in postproduction. Watching from the sidelines, Kamala’s sitcom family becomes a Greek chorus, giving voice to the audience’s potential panic.

We first see the big bad, a bitter colonist named Dar-Ben (Zae Ashton), who is breaking up a lunar rock, searching for one of those magical doohickeys on which the fate of the Marvel Cinematic Universe often rests. depends (there are some) in them MiracleS). Ashton sneers with appropriate confidence, but she’s playing a simple villain, and the film treats her so nonchalantly that any viewer who isn’t current on their MCU homework might incorrectly assume that. That’s one of those Disney+ shows. Dar-Ben, who belonged to the same warrior tribe as Carol, was defeated captain marvel, eventually forcing the shape-shifting Skrulls (remember them?) from their home world, threatening to destroy the occupants. Any parallels to current global events are entirely coincidental, as a Disney PR representative would likely be quick to emphasize.

The heart of the film should be the growing round-robin bond formed by these cosmically bound superheroes. There are germs of conflict. Can Monica forgive her surrogate aunt for leaving Earth to religiously shine light in the universe for decades? Can Carol maintain her fabulous Kamala image? whenever ever Miracle Slower in focusing on interpersonal drama, it shimmers with the promise of the Marvel group’s previous outings. the Avengers And Guardians of the Galaxy, But the three have little time to get to know each other — or for audiences without a streaming subscription to get to know them. It also doesn’t help that Captain Marvel ends up being more of an action figure than a person, a hero posing in search of a character.

Faced with a hectic blur of activity, it’s best to stick to sporadic bursts of fun: a few weird Science pranks involving Carol’s hungry, supernatural cat; A very short detour into the world of perfect singing which is like Bollywood music in miniature; Fainted star trek The wave manifested by the bouncing of the entire planet. And Vellani is a delight as Kamala, an adorable bundle of teenage enthusiasm who doubles as a stand-in for all the archetypes in the dark.

Unfortunately, there are good things in it Miracle It’s been hacked down to within an inch of its lifespan. And it’s competing with the well-worn formula of the Marvel model – which, of course, includes lots of obligatory cameos from a supporting character to quick descriptions of cheap, non-committal post-credits appearances. Involved in action. Scene. If Miracle This was a comic book rather than a movie based on a comic book, each panel would have one of those asterisk boxes pointing readers to the previous issue. And you’ll probably wish you were reading one of those instead.

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