Top 10 dumbest news stories, champions of the week #400
Hello friends !!! Why so much excitement will you say? Simply because it’s the 400th episode of Champions of the Week and I can’t contain my joy any longer. For the occasion we have once again found the most stupid news items of the week, and once again it is thanks to Instagram.com/ajustetitre/?hl=fr” rel=”noopener” target=”_blank”>@Well Named who unearths incredible examples every week. Thanks to him, thanks to you, but above all thanks to the champions who have made it possible to fill in these lines for 400 numbers.
1. He tinkers with his buttocks in the air in his garden, his neighbors denounce him to the gendarmes
Topito’s analysis: Yes, because we’re not allowed to walk around naked at home if we can be seen, so tinkering around naked is not really advisable. That said, tinkering naked is also not recommended for obvious security reasons.
2. The “cosmonaut” seduces her on Instagram, she pays 31,000 € for him to return to Earth
Topito’s analysis: The grazers are fairly well-known scammers, but here it must be said that it is high art. Passing yourself off as one of the few cosmonauts present in the ISS station and succeeding in making people believe that you need €31,000 to return to Earth is a feat.
3. Isère: they leave with chestnuts and come back with 5.4 kg of cannabis
Topito’s analysis: Either way, it’s always boring when you go looking for something and end up with something different, especially when it’s an illegal product. But at the same time, weed costs a hell of a lot more per kilo than chestnuts, so all in all it’s not bad.
4. On leave, he would have returned to his company to steal the 417 restaurant vouchers from his colleagues
Topito’s analysis: In his defense, if we show up at the office on a day off it really, really has to be worth it. There’s a happy medium between “it’s worth it” and “stealing 417 restaurant vouchers” you’ll tell me, and you’re not wrong, but efforts have to come from both sides.
5. Reims: a mini-drone used to rob a bank, 150,000 euros in loot
Topito’s analysis: We can recognize a certain talent, or at least a certain originality in this robber 2.0 who managed to fool everyone with a mini drone. 150,000 bullets stolen thanks to a drone for less than 200 euros is a good return on investment.
6. Ariège: he wants to avoid a boar and is hit by his partner
Topito’s analysis: It’s boring, because the two cars have to go to the garage, you have to make an observation when we live together, it starts a fight in the couple and the boar doesn’t give a damn. It shows that he was never obliged to send letters to his car insurance.
7. A village of 83 inhabitants attracts visitors thanks to the giant statue of a cheese crisp
Topito’s analysis: Just reading the title makes me want to go there, first for the love of the art of carving but also for the love of the cheese crisps. Needless to say, when it comes to overturning artistic codes, North Americans know it.
8. Elon Musk launches a “burnt hair” perfume, 10,000 bottles are sold in a few hours
Topito’s analysis: How do you expect us to move forward in the world if every time guys like him release some shit thousands of people rush out to buy it? It’s scary. And at the same time… Burned hair has a particular smell that would go well as a perfume. Damn he really is a genius Musk.
9. Spain: A chicken with a camera creates panic among soldiers
Topito’s analysis: We would have screwed up this scene in a film that we would have found not to be believable. Soldiers who start to panic because a hen equipped with a camera arrives in their base it is however really an idea of scenario of genius. Or shitty remark, it can also be a really shitty idea, the line between the two is often thin.
10. His interview with Pope Francis denied, a tourist smashes two ancient busts in the Vatican
Topito’s analysis: In the jargon of the visit of tourist places it is called a big con. It’s not because we come from the United States that we can ask to see the Pope like that for no reason, and it’s not because it’s refused that it gives the right to blow up two old sculptures from 2000 year. Well, after the Pope he doesn’t give a damn about his days, it cost him nothing to go and shake hands.
A good end of Sunday to you, be well and see you next week for number 401. Kisses.