Top 10 dumbest people of the week, episode 153
Hello Hello ! I’ll get straight to the point: it’s Friday, the day of the weekdays. So get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I leave you, I have just been called by Didier Deschamps to become 4th goalkeeper for the French team. Bye.
1. American logic
“Florida abortion bill would require judge to determine if teen is mature enough to terminate pregnancy”
“This woman is immature. Give him a child. »
2. What’s their job?
Article on Texas shooting that killed children: ‘Texas police lieutenant says officers were reluctant to engage with gunman because they could have been shot’
3. You only need to know the history of medicine
Candace Owens (Conservative): “I will laugh at anyone who stands in line for the monkeypox shot. Because stupid is funny”
Answer: “The monkeypox vaccine is the vaccine against smallpox, which successfully eradicated a disease that has killed 300 million people since 1900. It was one of mankind’s greatest achievements, comparable to going to the moon – which according to Candace never happened either. Sigh. »
4. The guys weren’t scared
Article: “Kenya: Gay lions learned the practice by copying gay tourists”
“I personally say hats off to gay tourists who dared to fuck right in front of lions”
5. Not a good time to survive
“A girl sitting next to me took an insulin shot in class yesterday and the girl still sitting next to her told her “Can’t you do this some other time? »she answered “mmh no Debra I would like to live. »«
6. Worst Parents of the Year
YouTube video: “I REACT TO OLIVER’S REPORT CARD”
“Imagine you come home with your report card and your parents make a reaction video”
7. Pro-guns are so brazen they think other people want guns too.
“It is a shame that our Australian friends have been forced to surrender their weapons”
“Is it a real shame that kids in Australia don’t even know the meaning of ‘mass killer’? Thank you for caring about us America, but we don’t want to be like you. »
8. Dumb question
“If guns are evil, why did the government approve sending $40 billion worth of weapons to Ukraine? »
“Man, why do we drive on roads but park in driveways? See, I can ask stupid questions too. »
9. Under 3 is not a person
Drawing: “Mr. Officer, in this state, an embryo is a person, so I have the right to ride in the carpool line”
Comment 1: “Ok then you will also pay an extra ticket to Disneyland then”
Comment 2: “Admission is free for children under 3 years old at Disney”
10. Small anachronism
Why is Jesus already wearing a cross in the picture?
If you liked the teubés, you’ll love the champions of the week.
Source : Facepalm, Dumb, IdiotFightingThings, KidsAreFuckingStupid, Quityourbullshit, Stupidpeopleonfacebook, Win Stupid Prizes, Trashy, mildlyinfuriating, Karma.