Hello Hello ! I give it to you in 1000 (or at least in 999): it’s Friday, the day of the weekdays. So get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I’ll leave you, I’m invited to an international conference on coral lentils. Bye.
1. The numbers have spoken
“There are plenty of school shootings in the UK too.
“I don’t know if you’re kidding or not. You’re kidding, huh?
_ Ah yeah so you say that there are no shootings?
_ There was one. Only one school shooting in 1996. Crazy how it works [le contrôle des armes] hein ?
2. Trans paramedic says patients refuse her help
People would rather die than have someone help them? It’s crazy.
3. Hunter boss thinks heatwave is NUPES ‘manipulation’
This is in addition to the worst statements of Willy Schraen, a very unsavory character.
4. The blindest man on Earth
“A girl asked me if we could study together because I was pretty good in class. We meet again and she insists that we go find a quiet corner of the library, where there was only the two of us. Looking back, she pretty much did nothing but ask questions about my life, laughed a lot at anything funny I said, and touched my arm and leg a few times. We didn’t study at all and I remember going there thinking “no wonder she’s not doing very well in class, she’s not very good at studying”. »
5. Who explains to him?
“I was in an Uber with a gay colleague when he received a notification from the Grindr app [équivalent de Tinder pour les gays] on his phone. The Uber driver said: “I know that sound, my husband plays that game all the time”«
6. Need to know, she has a name or not?
Title of the article: “TJ Miller’s wife makes a name for herself in New York”
“I have never seen an article title that contradicts itself so much”
7. A good American as we like them
“It’s Gay Pride month. The only pride I need is my pride for the BIBLE and for the WHITE FLAG WITH RED STRIPS”
“It’s the flag of Liberia”
8. No, not everything is racist
“Using the ‘Ø’ is a sign of white supremacy. We get it sir, you think you are descended from the superior white Vikings”
“Ø is a letter of the Norwegian alphabet and it is the first letter of my name. »
9. He can’t stand the truth
“How do we block fact checkers? I’m sick of this shit popping up all the time. »
“Could you post some real stuff if not?” »
10. And I leave you with this nugget
The dumbest thieves in the history of theft.
If you liked the teubés, you’ll love the champions of the week.
Source : Facepalm, Dumb, IdiotFightingThings, KidsAreFuckingStupid, Quityourbullshit, Stupidpeopleonfacebook, Win Stupid Prizes, Trashy, mildlyinfuriating, Karma.