Hello Hello ! You’ve been waiting for this moment for several days already: it’s Friday, the day of the weekdays. So get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I’ll leave you, I’m going to redo the entirety of Josephine Angel Goalkeeper, my new favorite series. Bye.
1. Set a good example
“So you took pills while he was there?”
_ Yeah, I took my treatment for epilepsy. I’d rather be conscious than find myself on the ground.
_ I don’t appreciate you taking drugs in front of my child. You know, treatments are just a crutch. You have to show him that being in shape is in the spirit above all. »
2. Make an effort anyway journalists
“Women leaders say society keeps seeing them through the lens of their husbands”
“Don’t identify us through our husbands, says Boniface Mwangi’s wife”
3. He should have re-read because his auto-correction had a bad mind
“I’m looking for someone to jerk off my dog during the week. I can take care of it myself on the weekends. Experience with large dogs required. »
4. Surprise Box
“Right now, my kid, it’s not going at all. He had a seizure because there were no eggs in a box he opened. The box itself was just a box, there was no indication that there might be eggs inside. But there we are. »
5. It’s confirmed, they’re fake
“Man, how do I know if my Air Jordans are fake or not? »
“Look at the logo. Wait, I’m sending you a photo. »
6. Wow, it smells like the guy who has never set foot in Europe
“Okay, serious question: what prevents Americans (who can afford it) from going to live in Europe? »
“Europe is poorer, more racist, less dynamic and MUCH LESS free than the USA. The food is bland, the coffee tastes crap, the weather is generally disgusting, their main source of income is tourism, and they have no say in world affairs.
I’d rather drink gas station coffee for the rest of my life than drink one of their shitty 7-ball espressos again.”
8. Buzz Lightyear Gulag
“Buzz Lightyear is one of the most disgusting and woke movies ever made. They castrated Buzz Lightyear in the name of Marxism. »
9. It’s another woman
A 37-year-old woman stabbed her husband multiple times after finding explicit photos of an ‘other woman’ who happened to be herself when she was thinner. »
10. An Extremely Effective Workout
If you liked the teubés, you’ll love the champions of the week.
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