Tips Clear News Portal Your Ultimate Guide to Clear Tips on Life, Tech, Health, and More Hello Hello ! Welcome to the teubés of the week. Get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I’ll leave you, I’m currently wanted by the police because I wore Crocs. Bye.
1. He forgot the flash while photographing Chloé Moretz
Lesson number one for taking star photos discreetly: turn off the flash.
2. Hence the importance of thinking before commenting
“_ Why do you say Taipei? The name is Taiwan.
_ Taipei is the capital of Taiwan. »
3. Well… yes
“_ Am I losing my mind or what, where does this photo come from?
_ It’s Star Wars
_ I’ve never seen Star Wars but I know that Natalie Portman is not in it! »
4. Roll up your window when a giraffe sticks its head out your car window
Who cares about the window, but above all it could have hurt the poor beast.
5. It’s stupid but at least it’s unique
“I thought the personalized message was for the delivery person, not that it would be on the airpods”
The message: “Leave it in the garden if I’m not there”
6. Looks like an even crappier bachelorette party than a normal bachelorette party
“The vaccine causes AIDS”, “the vaccine causes autism”, “the vaccine causes strokes”, “the vaccine causes autoimmune diseases”, “the vaccine causes death”…
7. It’s normal for them to ask themselves the question
“Someone farted in class the other day, and a kid accused me of doing it. I told them I didn’t fart in class, and if I felt like farting, I’d go down the hall. Now, every time I leave class, they ask, “Are you going to fart? ” I am dead. »
8. Jolie pub
People who know a minimum of mechanics will understand that the girl does anything.
9. That culot really exists
I just read a client’s lease and his landlord wrote a clause that forbids “spices and oils” in the kitchen. Imagine you think you have the right to ban flavors from someone’s life. »
10. Management with small onions
“I was fired because my mother was in her last days and they assumed it would affect my performance. I had already known for a while that this day would come. Since she had stage 4 cancer. She died on Monday. Imagine being fired because you are about to lose a loved one. »
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