Tips Clear News Portal Your Ultimate Guide to Clear Tips on Life, Tech, Health, and More Hello Hello ! Welcome to the teubés of the week. Get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh, but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I leave you, I have to go to my next conference on the matter “Why should we jail people who wear Converse in 2022? ». Bye.
1. So what’s the point of having shoes?
DJ Khaled uses a cushion for his new shoes because he doesn’t want them touching the ground.
2. Do you ever look at someone and ask yourself “what’s going on in their head?”
The germophobe in me wants to cry.
3. A troublesome parent
“My daughter was graded 7/10 and 14/10 on her homework (just coloring objects) last week and two weeks ago, so I wrote in her notebook that 14/10 was a mistake .
The school replied, “Tara’s mom, these are dates. We do not grade children. »
I am ashamed of myself. »
4. A good excuse to kill, right?
“A man gardening with his family was shot and killed because his neighbor thought he was a Democrat. »
5. Not very sharing this kid
“When I was about 2 years old, there was a lake near my kindergarten, so the ducks would come, and every morning a lady who worked there would give us bread and take us to feed them to the ducks.
Each child threw his bread to the ducks.
I just stayed there and ate the bread. »
6. He no more and no less shut the beak
Elon Musk: “I love it when people complain about Twitter… on Twitter xD”
Quinn Nelson: “Interesting comment. When the hamburger restaurant fails in my order, I will always complain to the dry cleaners. »
7. Oh yeah, the American Lotto really sucks
“The $2.04 billion lotto winner went home with $628 million after paying the taxes. »
8. A little translation never hurts
“Police kill a man who was not under warrant in the wrong house”
“”not under warrant” is a strange but intentionally malicious way of saying “innocent man””
9. Imagine you’re in an Asian restaurant and you do racist stuff
Look in the background.
10. Christianity before the birth of Jesus? A whole concept
“AssassinsCreedOdyssey will let you be gay if you want. »
_ The game takes place in ancient Greece, right? The Greeks followed religious doctrine, so they killed someone because they were gay. Therefore, if this series, which prides itself on its historical realism (aside from impactful characters) intends to add this, it is wrong
_ Lol you think ancient Greece was not gay?
_ I know that ancient Greece was Christian.
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