Hello Hello ! Welcome to the teubés of the week. Get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh, but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I have to go, my dog is going to take his first driving lesson. Bye.
1. A lack of civility but also of knowledge in this lady
“A passenger told a blind woman to “bringing his fucking dog down” bus because she didn’t believe guide dogs could be any color other than yellow. »
2. Only girls are allowed to have their preferences apparently
” _ How tall are you ?
_ Oh well I’m 1m91 and you?
_ It’s the perfect size for a guy haha. I’m 1m55 I’m small 🙂
_ Whoops. That’s too big of a difference I think. I don’t think that’s going to work, sorry.
_ So you reject me because of my size? Audacity.
_ Well we all have our preferences. In addition in your bio you say “only those over 1m80″.
_ Lol ok incel. If you have a small dick you just had to say so lol.
_ Eh ? How is it different if size matters to me compared to you?
_ I’m a woman. So it’s not the same thing. Even if a man has nothing, he still has the audacity to ask stupid questions like that. Bye. »
3. Ah well that’s smart
The guys are super happy to swing people’s luggage like big nags. It breathes intelligence here.
4. When you improvise as an expert in geopolitics
“We Muslim states should create a confederation and call ourselves “the United States of Islam”. The city of Medina should be its capital. »
Suffice to say that if we did that one day, it would be civil war, and not just a little.
5. PARDON ??
“Warning (TW), black, black skin.
So cute !! »
_ Thanks for the Trigger Warning
_ You’re welcome ! As a negrophobic person (the fear of black people) I thought putting a trigger warning was a good idea”
6. TikTok is truly an amazing creative tool
“POV: It’s the 50s and you see your black friend getting beat up…but you have to act like you don’t care.” »
7. Ok guys, did you get it right?
« A boy becomes a man when he :
Replace video games with reading
Replace conformity with thought
Replace react with respond
Replace beer with dumbbells
Replace pizza with steak and eggs
Replace TikTok with meditation
Replace lust with love”
8. Oh yeah, it’s come to this
The battery maker has added a bitter taste on it so kids don’t want to swallow it. Otherwise, just don’t give your kids batteries.
9. Well, Santa Claus is going to have a job
“Dear Santa, how are you? I’m alright. This is what I want for Christmas: [lien Amazon hyper long] »
10. This kind of joke that will always make me laugh
They told their colleague to collect the sparkles because they were going to recycle them.
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Source : Facepalm, Dumb, IdiotFightingThings, KidsAreFuckingStupid, Quityourbullshit, Stupidpeopleonfacebook, Win Stupid Prizes, Trashy, mildlyinfuriating, Karma.