Hi to you lovers of confusion and altercations. Do you rejoice when you see people being clashed on the Internet? GOOD NEWS. You’ve come to the right place kids. Here, we show you the crème de la crème of clashes that hurt. Each month, you are selected for murderous projections by interposed keyboards, when you have not deserved it at all. Yes, the clash has already begun. You weren’t ready.
1. Hunting and alcohol, a long love affair
I may have praised you the fact of hunting stuffed, you have to admit that it’s not enough as a hobby. I specify “as a hobby”. If we hunt for food, ok, but for fun, what’s the fun thing about killing animals?
2. She wants the end of society or what?
“Not every job should have a living wage. It is not good for our society. It’s not healthy for someone making ice cream cones at Dairy Queen to earn enough to live on. You want a society that CANNOT live off those jobs. »
“So… how are those doing these jobs supposed to live?” And more importantly, how am I going to get ice cream at Dairy Queen when all the people who worked for them are dead??? »
3. Sometimes you have to call a spade a spade
I take this opportunity to slip you the worst quotes from Giorgia Meloni, a woman nostalgic for a not very pretty past.
4. Impossible not to return to the polemic of the sand yacht
Remember, at the beginning of the month: when a journalist, at a PSG press conference, asked coach Christophe Galtier if he was going to reduce his team’s travel by plane, the coach made fun of himself by saying that he was considering traveling by sand yacht. Well there are better teams than PSG who simply take the train.
5. In English it always goes better
“Quiet Firing”, frankly? What’s their next invention?
6. Someone open to the world
“Tonight a 19 year old in the bar very kindly asked me if I could reimburse them for a vodka and coke they had bought because they realized they were too drunk and drinking it would be a bad idea, a gesture both cheeky and sincere that I could not refuse »
“Umm.. I thought that in every US state you had to be at least 21 to buy alcohol? »
“I am one of dozens of people around the world who live in a country that is not America”
7. Racists are extremely fragile people of bad faith.
“We had to deal with a white Jesus for 2000 years, and you can’t deal with a black mermaid for 2 hours”
8. It can be seen in his head that he has trouble thinking the guy
“If they’re too young to buy guns, why should they make my gun laws? »
“If kids are old enough to get shot, they’re old enough to have an opinion about getting shot. »
9. All those tensions around scraps of fabric
What bothers them the most in this story, isn’t it just the women in fact?
10. Ouch it hurts but it should open his eyes
“What is the procedure for divorcing your Norwegian partner?” Where can I find her? »
« [Lien] Hey, that’s the first result when I type “divorce Norway” on Google. Problem solving is one of the reasons your marriage failed? »