Hi to you lovers of confusion and altercations. Do you rejoice when you see people being clashed on the Internet? GOOD NEWS. You’ve come to the right place kids. Here, we show you the crème de la crème of clashes that hurt. Each month, you are selected for murderous projections by interposed keyboards, when you have not deserved it at all. Yes, the clash has already begun. You weren’t ready.
1. Elon Musk removing the feature that would have fixed all his problems, that’s strong
“Going forward, all Twitter accounts that engage in impersonation without clearly specifying ‘parody’ will be permanently suspended”
“If only there was a verification system available for a portion of the users most likely to be impersonated. Is it possible you could create something like this for the platform? »
3. The not-so-sound holy text
“Atheists can say what is ‘good’, ‘bad’ or ‘immoral’ subjectively, but deep down they have no absolute basis of morality”
“Until I read the Bible I had no idea how I should treat my slaves or which of my children I should kill. Fortunately, the Bible has made all of this clearer to me. »
4. The Scales of Justice malfunction
Morality: when you’re a politician and you steal 30,000 bullets, you take less than a poor guy who steals a sandwich.
5. Another one with a stupid definition of “real” men.
“If you are men, then why are you ordering fruit drinks? »
“Because the fruit tastes good. If I wanted salty or bitter, I would just have to have a conversation with you. »
6. It’s almost too easy to clash Hanouna
Tomorrow the guy will make us believe that he is the Robin Hood of the 21st century.
7. Awkward
“The chicks will foolishly marry a piece of plastic while leaving a good man who will love them until the end of time in the friendzone”
“Tony, if someone leaves you for a piece of plastic, the problem isn’t with the piece of plastic. »
8. Do as I say, not as I do
Macron: “It’s a very bad idea to politicize sport”
Translation: “I don’t have the courage to speak ill of Qatar because I want to continue doing business with this country”
9. For a CEO, this guy doesn’t think much
Elon Musk: “I love it when people complain about Twitter… on Twitter xD”
Quinn Nelson: “Interesting comment. When the hamburger restaurant fails in my order, I will always complain to the dry cleaners. »
10. The priorities of those who govern are a little weird
To believe that they would like us to forget the real problems. No it’s not possible anyway hahaha…. haha…. ah…