Tips Clear News Portal Your Ultimate Guide to Clear Tips on Life, Tech, Health, and More Elected the funniest student in France by the Campus Comedy Tour in 2017, with a sketch having exceeded 3.5 million views on YouTube, Nordine Ganso has since grown a lot. He has indeed, subsequently, made the first parts of the Zéniths tour of the incredible Paul Mirabel, participated in the prestigious Montreux Comedy Festival, as well as in the series “Jeune et Golri” on OCS, and is now a hit with his show “Violet” in Paris, and on tour throughout France. Show for which you can also take your place just here.
So, before rushing to get your tickets, here are some of his best jokes, available on the internet, just to give you a little taste of his immense talent.
1. I come from Bordeaux, I drove 10 hours to come, I took a bus, a train, so just for the trip, you have to laugh at all my jokes. If it’s funny, we laugh, if it’s not funny, we think about moving.
2. Sex I was often told: “You’ll see, it’s incredible, there’s nothing better on Earth, you’ll love it”. Uh… I spent 3 months in Martinique, I discovered jet-skiing: I prefer! So the half hour costs a bit more, but it’s better you see. And even then, at what time, when you sleep with a girl, do you see dolphins?
3. I have friends, they tell me: “Yeah, I’m boycotting Qatar, I’m not going to the World Cup!” Who invited you? There’s no one who wants you there!
4. H&M ran an ad campaign, and one of the sweatshirts read, “I’m the coolest monkey in the jungle.” And it turns out that this sweatshirt was a little black guy who wore it… When I saw that, I was very shocked, very surprised. Because we all know it’s the panda, the coolest animal in the jungle.
5. There’s a friend of mine who flirted with a girl I really liked, so to get revenge, I created a fake Facebook account, on which I pretended to be a girl, and every night I amused, hitting on my buddy. It was cool, I saw that he was falling into the trap, I was enjoying my revenge. Until the moment when I realized that I… I became attached to him! […] Deep inside me, there is a super good girl who is suffering!
6. I don’t hide from you that it’s complicated on a daily basis to be a virgin. Some time ago I was in a relationship with a girl, and one evening she sends me a message, she says to me: “Come to my house, there’s no one”. In the mind of a normal guy, when your girl sends you “Come to my house, there’s no one”, it means that you’re going to have a good evening. In the head of a virgin guy, when your girl sends you “Come to my house, there’s nobody”, it means “Come to my house, there’s nobody”.
7. This girl I met her in a club, and with her, good feeling, we even had a kiss on the mouth. And you know, when she kissed me, she wasn’t drunk, so the kiss counts, you know.
8. I failed my driver’s license 5 times, and I drove 195 hours at the driving school. I did more hours than my instructor!
9. Putin scares me. And I saw that he had children. He is a kind dad. But for sure they tidy up their rooms!
10. I like girls too much, it’s too good. I’m afraid to drill, I don’t want to drill too much. Because if I drill too much, there will be too many chicks! And I don’t want there to be too many chicks. I want 2 you see, just 2.
Convinced ? So to discover many other valves of this genius, on stage, hurry up to take your place, it’s happening just there.