Top 11 funny tweets on Doctolib, the most wonderful site in the world

Thiruvenkatam August 22, 2024 Lifestyle News

If, like me, you fall ill approximately every half hour (well, that’s what you think, you often have a runny nose), Doctolib is normally your first favorite browser page. I personally started thinking about buying shares in the box as I participated in the development of this platform. And as Doctolib was very useful to us during the Covid, we pay tribute to him today in tweets for service rendered to the nation.

1. Frankly abused

I’m sure you don’t even know Doctolib’s first albums, anyway….
— Jacquou le crackhead (@GrivelasseBoy) July 12, 2021

2. Go squat for an ingrown toenail

on doctolib, 90% of doctors take no new patients. I have only to die crari?
— ti chabin 972 Rpzt (@thewoorstt) May 30, 2022

3. There are some who really have no embarrassment

Say mosquitoes, if you want your health pass, you make an appointment on Doctolib like everyone else and you stop siphoning my Pfizer every night, it’s starting to do this story well
— Nini_MacBright (@Nini_MacBright) July 21, 2021

4. Seats are expensive

doctolib has become ticketmaster
— fall in love (@lisarvensis) July 12, 2021

5. Grandma shouldn’t be pushed into the concert pit anyway

I spent the day on doctolib and I confirm that it is easier to buy tickets for Beyoncé than to find a free slot for the vaccine sskskoaoajakz
— jordan darel (@jdragon__) May 13, 2021

6. Running, running, running

7. Very disappointing

I searched on Doctolib if there was a surgeon called Dr. Lamagie. Oh no. Alas, Lamagie does not operate.
— Ingrid Zerbib (@ingridzerbib) January 8, 2022

8. Make my appointment for my winter cold

do doctors not want to accept new patients on Doctolib instead of being on the BFMTV sets?
— mamanini (@marinelbars) September 11, 2020

9. Tell me you’re French, without telling me you’re French

Doctolib saturated with vaccine appointments. Writing Facebook posts in support of Bigard and Raoult, yes. Not being able to drink your Suze at the bistro, no! What people.
— Quentin Moynet (@QuentinMoynet) July 12, 2021

10. Take care of yourself

Just now I sneezed.
My wife said “Bless you”.
Siri said “Bless you”.
A salesperson from @doctolib walked in through the living room window and offered me a telemedicine appointment.
— The Druid (@panarmorix) December 28, 2019

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