Tips Clear News Portal Your Ultimate Guide to Clear Tips on Life, Tech, Health, and More Sometimes in the morning I get up and I don’t know if I’m making myself a tea or a coffee. Then afterwards I wash and I don’t know if I shampoo my hair. Then I brush my teeth and I don’t know if I’m going to use a toothbrush and toothpaste or just my old Mentos. In short, I don’t know how to make up my mind and obviously I’m not the only one. Certain people, certain objects, certain situations sometimes show how difficult it is to make a frank decision in life.
1. Does that mean I’m expecting triplets?
2. “You failed the exam”
3. What is your point?
– The McDonald’s cashier: small, medium or large fries?
– I do
– The cashier: I don’t understand
– me: sorry, McOui.
4. Both
Someone *sees my bitten nails*: so you’re gay or anxious?
I do
5. Great, what do we do now?
6. When your shower no longer knows if it’s a shower or a car wash
7. Drunk, she can’t answer anymore
“Which would you rather have, Trump being in jail or being financially impeached? – yes “
8. Question of the day:
Which should cost less: a liter of gas or a liter of milk?
Oui.
Non.