Top 15 best tweets from @Anthropolegiste, a hilarious person

Thiruvenkatam August 22, 2024 Lifestyle News

Hello friends, it’s time for the top tweeters and this week, we’ve selected the best jokes and anecdotes from @Anthropolegiste, a beautiful person who loves cats, dogs and Lustucru’s pan-fried gnocchi.

3. They are funny these darons

4. Everyone would do the same

I have neighbors who have adopted a baby corgi and who walk him right when I get home from work, I walk the block 3 times to be able to see him as much as possible, it has to stop
— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) February 19, 2022

5. Was he right?

You think you’ve heard everything, then one day a patient you’re going to see for suspicion of testicular torsion says to you “not bad for my dick, huh?”
— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) February 28, 2022

6. Like there’s enough for two people

8. Very good proposal

Give him lily of the valley:
> Cher
> Gunned down tradition
> Will last 2.3 days
Offer him a tray of fries at the village flea market:
> Affordable
> Tradition in the making
> Personalized attention
— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) May 1, 2022

9. But what’s wrong with them?

10. The worst: “Is this lie true?”

What is your parent’s punchline that you will invariably use with your children?
“Don’t touch that with your hands full of fingers”?
— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) June 24, 2021

11. It passes for Gwendal AND Gwennaëlle

Brittany is magic, if you don’t know the first name of your interlocutor you say “Hi Gwen!” and you have a 58% chance that it will pass
— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) May 10, 2022

12. You never really know

The secretary: “I’m going on vacation for a few months from January?”
Me, a social misfit: “Really?! I hope it’s not too serious!!”
(She is obviously pregnant)
— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) September 30, 2022

13. A Bit Awkward

Emergency vet consultation around 10 p.m. without having had dinner:
The vet: Hola she growls your pussy a little!
Me: It’s my sorry belly
??????
— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) June 4, 2022

14. The illusion is perfect

15. This mistrust

Marie-mireille, the secretary of the service for 43 years when she sees the new interns arrive: pic.twitter.com/uSuyazFJRj
— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) May 7, 2021

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