Top 15 best tweets from @LolitaAnt, a funny person

I’m thinking about it (to future Pass Sanit’hair hair salons)

— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) July 13, 2021

Always exploded by the idea that we must pretend to sleep to succeed in sleeping

— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) July 5, 2021

Me: ah dad yesterday I called grandma there is a lady who has rep
My father: yes she is my sister
Me : ??? DO YOU HAVE A SISTER????
Him: well yes
Me: BUT??? I HAVE NEVER HEARD ABOUT IT IN 25 YEARS????
Him: well you never asked me

BUT ??? HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO GUESS???

— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) July 16, 2021

I’m on the train, there’s a girl who gets on after me who says to me, “my boyfriend is in another car, would you like to chat with him?” Me, I’m in “yes, of course, zero worries if it can help” mode, I cross the whole train with my suitcase and it’s not that I find myself in 1ST?????

— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) August 27, 2022

my grandma who votes Macron just told me “eat slowly it’s bad for your health” like??? work until 65 also granny

— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) April 13, 2022

What is your ULTIMATE flirting method??? personally I follow the person and then I passively wait for them to send me a message until death ensues

— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) July 24, 2021

People who run to get into the metro and who stop dead when they cross the door ???? Keep moving sweetie you weren’t the only one running

— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) July 7, 2021

with the end of the pandemic, we will see the old beaufs return who will force a kiss by saying “aaaaaaah I missed kissing such a pretty woman!!!!!!!!!!!” suddenly I propose that we start from the principle that the kiss never existed and that we make a collective forgetfulness

— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) May 16, 2021

those who have never been to the CROUS have never known this little moment of complicity when you wake up face to face with a guy who came to fix your window and who came home without knocking

— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) June 6, 2021

The “””provincial””” (as we are called) what are the biggest enormities that the Parisians have told you?

Personal one “of the thingy” of the 16th who asked me very seriously if I had running water in Haute Savoie

— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) May 6, 2021

Big game: find the things that do NOT have a toll-free number

I start: the anchovies

— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) December 4, 2020