Top 15 best tweets from @LolitaAnt, a funny person

Thiruvenkatam August 22, 2024 Lifestyle News

Hey buddies, I hope you’ve had a good week and that you’re enjoying the weather that takes us every day from June to February. To take your mind off all the hassles of everyday life, there are the top tweets and that’s good, those of @LolitaFourmi are funny as hell. Enjoy reading and see you soon !

1. We haven’t seen any yet

I’m thinking about it (to future Pass Sanit’hair hair salons)
— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) July 13, 2021

2. Our best acting performances

Always exploded by the idea that we must pretend to sleep to succeed in sleeping
— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) July 5, 2021

3. You have to be a little more curious too

Me: ah dad yesterday I called grandma there is a lady who has rep
My father: yes she is my sister
Me : ??? DO YOU HAVE A SISTER????
Him: well yes
Me: BUT??? I HAVE NEVER HEARD ABOUT IT IN 25 YEARS????
Him: well you never asked me
BUT ??? HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO GUESS???
— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) July 16, 2021

4. When it happens to you, you find yourself in the family space where there is not even a tablet

I’m on the train, there’s a girl who gets on after me who says to me, “my boyfriend is in another car, would you like to chat with him?” Me, I’m in “yes, of course, zero worries if it can help” mode, I cross the whole train with my suitcase and it’s not that I find myself in 1ST?????
— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) August 27, 2022

5. Different priorities

my grandma who votes Macron just told me “eat slowly it’s bad for your health” like??? work until 65 also granny
— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) April 13, 2022

6. It works every time

What is your ULTIMATE flirting method??? personally I follow the person and then I passively wait for them to send me a message until death ensues
— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) July 24, 2021

7. Do not be surprised to be jostled afterwards…

People who run to get into the metro and who stop dead when they cross the door ???? Keep moving sweetie you weren’t the only one running
— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) July 7, 2021

8. I never noticed, it doesn’t make sense

9. We didn’t cut it

with the end of the pandemic, we will see the old beaufs return who will force a kiss by saying “aaaaaaah I missed kissing such a pretty woman!!!!!!!!!!!” suddenly I propose that we start from the principle that the kiss never existed and that we make a collective forgetfulness
— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) May 16, 2021

11. It really should be banned

those who have never been to the CROUS have never known this little moment of complicity when you wake up face to face with a guy who came to fix your window and who came home without knocking
— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) June 6, 2021

12. Relevant question I think

The “””provincial””” (as we are called) what are the biggest enormities that the Parisians have told you?
Personal one “of the thingy” of the 16th who asked me very seriously if I had running water in Haute Savoie
— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) May 6, 2021

13. Sardines either to my knowledge

Big game: find the things that do NOT have a toll-free number
I start: the anchovies
— Ant Brion (@LolitaAnt) December 4, 2020

14. Nice the thief, it avoids losing the advance

15. You have to be a little careful

It’s over, there’s nothing left to see. Check back next week if you want more funny tweets.

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