Top 15 of the best Kinder tweets, it’s way too good

Thiruvenkatam August 22, 2024 Lifestyle News

If you like good quality artisan chocolate, you surely hate the delicious, fat milk chocolate Kinder. In truth, we all know that these industrial chocolates, regardless of their shape and the plastic surprise inside, are much better than those you buy at the chocolatier. Give us Choco Fresh, we can’t take Lindt boxes anymore.

1. We would all have done the same thing

I knew I was a bitter girl the day my Kinder Bueno got stuck in the vending machine and I sent an email to be reimbursed for my €1.60
“Lahtice de la Fontaine?” (@Lahticee) September 15, 2022

3. A well-deserved kick

yesterday with my girlfriend and a friend we met teenagers who said that Kinder Bueno was not good so my girlfriend wanted to turn around to confront them and explain life to them but we told her no no no don’t go…my regret for having prevented this discussion is infinite
— charlie (@charliemedusa) October 15, 2022

4. We are many in this case

I’m in a strange age group where I fantasize about household appliances but at the same time I’m happy to buy a kinder surprise hello kitty
— ??? ????? ? (@tatujesus) July 15, 2020

5. It has no competition

6. Little souvenir of the mask on the train

unfortunately in police custody after having eaten a kinder country in the TGV INOUI n°5260 the control officer considered that it was not an imperative need because my stomach had not yet gurgled at the time of the offense
— Niki (@NikiShey) January 4, 2022

7. What a cute metaphor

8. Oh yeah anyway

I have a friend (21 years old) he was fired 2 days from his school, reason: having recovered a free kinder bueno which exceeded by moving the vending machine
– Arkunir (@Arkunir) November 2, 2022

9. Damn, I would have stolen the Kinder from him

I refused to take the kinder wrapper off my son until he said please. And since he’s stubborn like his daronne, he’s been trying on his own in his corner for 15 minutes, like to death he says, please?
— Messifa (@itsnadi___) October 24, 2019

10. “Can you help me out on vacation in Saint-Tropez please?”

There’s a guy at the station he asked me if I could help him out with a kinder bueno. TROUBLESHOOTING. Nah but you help out a cigarette or a cylinder head gasket but not a bueno what’s his problem to be FIXED by a kinder. Well in doubt I spun him he looked cool
— by Amix (@_Amixem) June 22, 2019

11. It’s okay

there are friends I will give them a kidney but not half a kinder bueno
— Amaru (@EliasLeRetour) February 17, 2018

12. It was too much for him

13. So Petty

currently helping my little sister look for the kinder i ate last night
– Bati??? (@bati_acl) April 24, 2020

14. Two years later, he’s still there.

I was taking a Kinder Bueno from the vending machine it got stuck I hit the machine but right the metro was leaving I ran in, 2nd vending machine from charle de gaulle étoile direction la defense you’ll find it leave it not alone please
— Urban (@UrbanLePharaon) February 17, 2020

15. Very Good Tip

My covid test is to eat Kinder every hour to check if I haven’t lost my taste.
— DJ SNAKE (@djsnake) October 8, 2020

Have a nice week everyone and remember to eat 5 Kinder a day to ward off disease and death.

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