Hello little friends and welcome to Topito, a site for sarouel wearers who love to share tweets that denounce while being very funny. Today, we welcome on the site the good @marechalboulon who offers us parent AND teacher anecdotes, everything we love.
-I can’t pass with my stroller because you parked your shitty 3008 on the sidewalk
– there is a place to pass
-*crack the retro*
-BUT IT WON’T HAVE TO GO AROUND
-ha but I had warned that it did not pass me eh
-*INDISTINCT SCREAMING*— John Marshall Bolt ? (@marechalboulon) August 9, 2022
Cool dude tip: At any small band gig in a bar I quickly check out what they’ve released and yell PLAY *NAME OF ONE OF THEIR SONGS*, it’s always nice to have a fan
— John Marshall Bolt ? (@marechalboulon) January 11, 2022
gneugneugneu you have to call the baby by her first name so that she gets used to it it helps her awakening you have to stop calling her “my balls” OK PARDON MADAME LA BARONNE I DID NOT WANT TO OFFEND YOU
— John Marshall Bolt ? (@marechalboulon) August 16, 2021
My daughter (1 year, HPI) sat in a puddle then pooped
— John Marshall Bolt ? (@marechalboulon) November 5, 2022
What I expect from a war game is historical realism, out of respect for my great grandfather who died in Verdun from a 360 no-scope
— John Marshall Bolt ? (@marechalboulon) May 24, 2018
it’s very inspiring this person who launches into entrepreneurship with nothing but 1 million dollars and an address book of a former minister of the economy, we can all identify with it
— John Marshall Bolt ? (@marechalboulon) June 22, 2020
I give a MCQ in class with the answers not in the same order from one copy to another, I have a fucking genius who comes to see me with his copy and that of the neighbor “mr we have exactly the same as him he has 17 and I have 6, it’s unfair” so I put zero on him
— John Marshall Bolt ? (@marechalboulon) May 24, 2022
By the way, do you know what you call a cop who votes FN?
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By making the 17— John Marshall Bolt ? (@marechalboulon) June 8, 2018
The forest of Broceliande, meeting place for dingoes since the year 1000.
Yesterday I came across a guy dressed as a musketeer with a sword eating a compote. And a lady who said something inaudible ending with ‘astral’ then “we will be able to testify to what we have seen”— John Marshall Bolt ? (@marechalboulon) August 15, 2018
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