If you like good jokes and anecdotes that delight, you are still and always in the right place. Several times a week and for your pleasure, we share selections of hilarious tweets imagined by the most talented tweeters on the web. This week is @strasspetasse who joins us, do not hesitate to subscribe to his account.
the principle of living with one’s parents
– positive point: everything is free
– negative point: the presence of parents— celestica (@strasspetasse) May 14, 2021
the fact that Pitbull, Sean Paul and Florida are not the same and unique person is beyond me
— celestica (@strasspetasse) March 20, 2021
go to the shrink: dear
remove weeds on animal crossing: free— celestica (@strasspetasse) September 18, 2020
taxi therapy broke up thank you lord for this early christmas present
— celestica (@strasspetasse) December 2, 2020
me: wow this little crop top is so cool for only €2.50!!! I buy
vinted : 6,21€ stp
— celestica (@strasspetasse) June 9, 2021
I officially announce that I am no longer one of the people who dance in the evening but many people in the evening sitting in the kitchen who tell their traumas to strangers
— celestica (@strasspetasse) December 17, 2021
is taylorism the fanbase of taylor swift?
— celestica (@strasspetasse) October 21, 2022
at the restaurant we ask to take away our unfinished pizzas and after a few minutes the pizza maker shouts “who is this doggystyle for?”…..huge white in the room
— celestica (@strasspetasse) October 24, 2022
girls who sell Aliexpress items on vinted with a 5x higher price by passing them off as independent vintage shops I wish their pets didn’t like them
— celestica (@strasspetasse) September 14, 2020
if excel has 100,000 haters, I’m among them. if excel has 1 hater, it’s me. if the world is with excel, then i am against the world. and if excel no longer has any haters, then I’m dead.
— celestica (@strasspetasse) October 20, 2022
do you pick up snails in the middle of the road to gently put them down on the side or are you unfriendly people?
— celestica (@strasspetasse) July 12, 2021
a girl was with her very beautiful dog in the street and I approach a little to admire it and there I hear “DIDIER at the foot”
— celestica (@strasspetasse) November 11, 2022
Votre beau-père ça peut être le mec d’un de vos parents ou le père de votre moitié. Ou les 2 chacun fait ce qu’il veut.Quoi qu’il en soit, chaque année c’est la même galère, vous n’avez pas d’idées pour faire plaisir à cette personne. On le sait (et lui aussi vu les bouses que vous…
The Middle Ages, this period when we played football with pig’s bladders, when we could cry from a cold or a sore throat, and during which “Guigues” was a normal first name. THE BELLE ÉPOQUE, WHAT! The picture is almost perfect, but it still lacks a big thing: the infamous food. Yum yum the small…
The world is divided into two categories of people: the carefree who enjoy life, and the heroes who make the world go round. The former do not deserve a top (even if we are one of them), while the latter are worthy of our love and all our respect. It is thanks to their daily…
Hello Hello ! Welcome to the teubés of the week. Get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I…
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When you are a kid, you are always happy to watch a cartoon, but you are not always able to identify the small discriminatory and deeply racist problems of these. Fortunately, today, they are becoming increasingly rare and are immediately singled out when they are broadcast. On the other hand, a few decades back, advocating…
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