If you like good jokes and anecdotes that delight, you are still and always in the right place. Several times a week and for your pleasure, we share selections of hilarious tweets imagined by the most talented tweeters on the web. This week is @strasspetasse who joins us, do not hesitate to subscribe to his account.
the principle of living with one’s parents
– positive point: everything is free
– negative point: the presence of parents— celestica (@strasspetasse) May 14, 2021
the fact that Pitbull, Sean Paul and Florida are not the same and unique person is beyond me
— celestica (@strasspetasse) March 20, 2021
go to the shrink: dear
remove weeds on animal crossing: free— celestica (@strasspetasse) September 18, 2020
taxi therapy broke up thank you lord for this early christmas present
— celestica (@strasspetasse) December 2, 2020
me: wow this little crop top is so cool for only €2.50!!! I buy
vinted : 6,21€ stp
— celestica (@strasspetasse) June 9, 2021
I officially announce that I am no longer one of the people who dance in the evening but many people in the evening sitting in the kitchen who tell their traumas to strangers
— celestica (@strasspetasse) December 17, 2021
is taylorism the fanbase of taylor swift?
— celestica (@strasspetasse) October 21, 2022
at the restaurant we ask to take away our unfinished pizzas and after a few minutes the pizza maker shouts “who is this doggystyle for?”…..huge white in the room
— celestica (@strasspetasse) October 24, 2022
girls who sell Aliexpress items on vinted with a 5x higher price by passing them off as independent vintage shops I wish their pets didn’t like them
— celestica (@strasspetasse) September 14, 2020
if excel has 100,000 haters, I’m among them. if excel has 1 hater, it’s me. if the world is with excel, then i am against the world. and if excel no longer has any haters, then I’m dead.
— celestica (@strasspetasse) October 20, 2022
do you pick up snails in the middle of the road to gently put them down on the side or are you unfriendly people?
— celestica (@strasspetasse) July 12, 2021
a girl was with her very beautiful dog in the street and I approach a little to admire it and there I hear “DIDIER at the foot”
— celestica (@strasspetasse) November 11, 2022
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