Whether you like to celebrate the date of your arrival in life or not, you must have already been to a birthday party at least once in your life (yes, remember your great-aunt Lucie’s birthday who forced you to eat cake on his lap when you just wanted to play marbles). What good times. Today, we therefore pay tribute to these big noubas who are more and more zero with age. I promise, the tweets below aren’t as depressing as this intro (I don’t have an easy life right now, you know).
1. I was very jealous of them
2. I asked my 4-year-old daughter if she was having fun at her birthday party and she said, “No. I like spending time alone.” Same girl
3. Me pretending I’m shocked at my surprise birthday party I threw for myself
5. The raclette >>> the party
6. My first boyfriend gave me a speech at my birthday party saying, “To all the many birthdays we’ll have together!”, and left me the next morning.
7. The kids show up at your bedroom door fully dressed at 8:14 a.m. when they’re invited to a birthday party that starts at 3:30 p.m.
8. But were there still guests?
9. I went to a cat’s birthday party yesterday where the star of the night stole a taco
10. I’m celebrating my birthday tonight and I hope my team was able to book a private concert of Alvin and the Chipmunks otherwise I’m going to be super sad
11. That’s why I tell everyone not to come, it’s much better to celebrate alone…
12. DORA! !! CHIPPER IS RIGHT BEHIND THE TREE!!! HE IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR PICNIC BASKET!!! BABOUCHE’S SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY WILL BE SPOILED!!!! DORA!!!!!!!
14. The Flash Comes Out Loud
15. I went to a meme-themed birthday party and I can’t get over how funny it was.
16. It started with a good intention
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