Top 16 of the funniest tweets about the hell of Châtelet-Les Halles, the worst resort ever

Thiruvenkatam August 22, 2024 Lifestyle News

Whether you are a pure Parisian or a tourist who has just landed in the capital, there are rules to follow in order to survive in this sometimes hostile territory. And among these rules, there is in particular the one that says “10 minutes maximum in Châtelet, you will pass”, because otherwise, you do not know if your grandchildren will still be alive when you come out. Châtelet-les-Halles is indeed the worst metro station in all countries, and the following tweets will not tell you otherwise.

1. Who wants to go there? Nobody, really?

2. We were lied to

Every time I go to Chatelet I choose an outing at random and I can assure you that things don’t happen by chance

— 777 (@letriplesept) August 31, 2021

3. Want to know if the mission was successful

4. Come on, this time we try the 14!

5. A Lamented Era (no)

6. Unheard of in any other international station

Wsh there’s a girl on a scooter at châtelet she snatched my Mister freeze I’m shocked

— MADARA ?? (@madara931) June 25, 2020

7. In addition, you come out less tanned

Malta go back it’s 25€….

A day in the parking lot of Châtelet les halles is 36€.

— And next to Rat Lentir? (@Mauditjo) September 9, 2021

8. The base open the guillemet

I died in Châtelet there is a go she didn’t want to pay the ticket so she starts to stick behind me to pass at the same time except that my Navigo didn’t work and it’s not she started to moan???? Wesh there are you are too cheeky seriously

— Eloïse (@EloShaka) February 8, 2019

9. So much charisma

I wish you to have as much confidence in yourselves as those people who cross Chatelet-les-Halles knowing exactly where to go

— Thomas Hercouët ??? (@DrHercouet) December 16, 2016

10. It’s a firm and direct no.

propose to châtelet if you hate me you just have to say no need for all that

— solid (@LariTheDoll) March 10, 2021

11. Death on the heels

If at the châtelet you don’t have the shoulders to say “I’m in a hurry” to the people from the associations who accost you, you’re screwed

—Essaka (@EssakaSenior) June 23, 2018

12. In any case, we can feel the technological progress

14. I don’t even want to think about it

My worst nightmare as a tourist c to find myself in a resort like a chatelet in a country I don’t know

— Le S (@sasazeze7) August 4, 2022

15. Age of Maturity

I am 21 years old (legal age) and 17 years old (chatelet les halles age hello hello do you have 2 minutes to give me?)

— fat Jendrick (@grisroseorange) January 27, 2022

16. An intelligence quotient twice that of Einstein

Officially HPI (I leave Châtelet station by taking the right exit, the first time)

— Elsa (@ElsaMargueritat) July 25, 2022

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