“It is not dying that we must fear, but growing old” as Presnel Kimpembe said after each training session with AS Éragny. His teammates then ran after him to make him eat grass, because they had not understood the deep meaning of this sentence. Neither do I. I just thought it sounded good to introduce this top where you’re going to see stars aged by AIs. But not just any stars: stars who left too soon and whom we would have liked to see grow old. Be careful, it’s a bit moving.
1. Heath Ledger
Not sure he would have chosen this hairstyle, but in any case it would have been super classy.
2. Lady Diana
Looks like a rich mother-in-law judging you for making less than 50K a year, but she still looks so classy.
3. Freddie Mercury
He looks like the coolest grandpa in the history of grandpas (and the history of grandpas is long).
4. Ayrton Senna
The king of the vroom vroom, which however did not have an aerodynamic face.
5. Tupac Shakur
He would be 51 in 2022, and maybe he would do some feats with Biglo and Oli, who knows?
6. John Lennon
If you want my opinion, it is much better when it is old.
7. Amy Winehouse
There’s a good rehab that’s been there.
8. Paul Walker
So apparently it’s possible to be even more BG than the young Paul Walker.
9. Jimi Hendrix
He’s got a head judging you because you can’t even play the guitar with your teeth.
10. Janis Joplin
She didn’t miss the 27 club and she would be 79 today. It’s not pretty the heroine.
11. Bruce Lee
If he had trained until he was 82, the guy would be able to break your collarbone with a sheet of PQ.
12. Patrick Swayze
Already 13 years he’s been on the other side, surely wiggling with Fred Astaire and Joséphine Baker.
13. Marilyn Monroe
It is still really well preserved for someone who would soon have 100 brooms.
14. Michael Jackson
Well, that’s if he hadn’t gone to the end of his bleaching, and frankly it’s very believable.
15. Sid Vicious
Given the lifestyle of the bassist of the Sex Pistols, he would have had no chance of arriving until 2022, but we can try to imagine it anyway.
16. Elvis Presley
But not too strong.
Mdr