If you like to spit on all types of Parisians, laugh at stupid puns and rank the letters of the alphabet in order of swag, you will love the tweets of @AmeEnSoiea woman more than funny.
1. “Do you still have stupid questions like this in stock?”
– Excuse me, do you know where the rue de…
– You don’t have a phone?If asshole my phone is at 100% battery but I said to myself “hey and if I improvise a little Beijing Express”
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) December 3, 2022
2. Jul would be so proud
If I worked in a lab I’d take every tube and say “How’s the blood?”
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) December 4, 2022
3. They should anyway
Do Jewish Elephants Have Babar Mitzvahs?
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) November 30, 2022
4. These people deserve the flames of hell
Someone in front of me had a problem with their navigo pass
I validated mine so that she could pass and SHE CLOSED THE DOOR IN THE MOUTH???
BUT DIE IN FACT WE ARE WHERE THERE ???
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) December 2, 2022
5. He deserves nothing better
In 26th place:
The Z
– Basically the S does 95% of its work
– If there was not the second person plural, he would be on technical unemployment
– He is useful only in the zero and that says a lot about him— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) November 11, 2022
6. See panic OR contempt in the server’s eyes
Project chaos: go to a bar/café I’ve never been to and say “I’m going to have the same as usual”
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) December 1, 2022
7. It’s still more polite
When you leave an apartment do you say bye-lease?
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) December 5, 2022
8. Perfect imitation, their voices echo in my head
Mcfly and Carlito: good evening
Baker: Hello.
Mcfly and Carlito: LOOOOL IT’S INCREDIBLE WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS MOMENT IN OUR LIVES WE’RE 32 AND 4 BAC WE LOVE YOU WHAT’S YOUR NAME? SEVERINE? WE LOVE YOU SÉVERINE YOU ARE EXCEPTIONAL— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) May 11, 2021
9. Let’s be clear
“Yeah you fuck right to left”
I don’t fuck right actually already
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) February 27, 2021
10. We demand an explanation
11. It’s Always Better
Do you have to know anything about nuts to know that piss stains?
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) November 28, 2022
12. Terrifyingly unwell
If you think you’ve had awkward moments as a couple, know that I dated someone who was a first-degree fan of the minions and who spoke like them IRL
At 24 years old.
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) November 24, 2022
14. So much better than Top Chef
Goal: Create an LGBTIQA+ cooking show and call it “It’s Queer”
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) August 30, 2022
15. This exceptional internet running gag
– Come let’s watch Shrek
– 2 ?
– Years of study in Montpellier— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) May 18, 2022
16. With Squeezie’s voice it’s even better
17. We’re actually waiting for retirement
I have the impression that we are 99% doing jobs “in the meantime”
We don’t know what we expect but we believe in it
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) October 21, 2022
18. It’s obvious
When a shrink sings does he Freudonne?
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) August 23, 2022
19. Always there for us to break them
– Do you have your proof of address?
– I can send it to you
– Ah well yes but imagine I have more paper, how do we do it?
– Do you have any paper?
– … OuiThe French administration this rhetorical hell
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) October 24, 2022
20. 100 bullets? 200 bullets?
When my shrink told me “you won’t get out of your gambling addiction alone” I replied “how much do you bet?”
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) July 26, 2022
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