Top 20 of @AmeEnSoie’s best tweets, rants and puns

Thiruvenkatam August 22, 2024 Lifestyle News

If you like to spit on all types of Parisians, laugh at stupid puns and rank the letters of the alphabet in order of swag, you will love the tweets of @AmeEnSoiea woman more than funny.

1. “Do you still have stupid questions like this in stock?”

– Excuse me, do you know where the rue de…
– You don’t have a phone?
If asshole my phone is at 100% battery but I said to myself “hey and if I improvise a little Beijing Express”
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) December 3, 2022

2. Jul would be so proud

If I worked in a lab I’d take every tube and say “How’s the blood?”
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) December 4, 2022

3. They should anyway

Do Jewish Elephants Have Babar Mitzvahs?
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) November 30, 2022

4. These people deserve the flames of hell

Someone in front of me had a problem with their navigo pass
I validated mine so that she could pass and SHE CLOSED THE DOOR IN THE MOUTH???
BUT DIE IN FACT WE ARE WHERE THERE ???
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) December 2, 2022

5. He deserves nothing better

In 26th place:
The Z
– Basically the S does 95% of its work
– If there was not the second person plural, he would be on technical unemployment
– He is useful only in the zero and that says a lot about him
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) November 11, 2022

6. See panic OR contempt in the server’s eyes

Project chaos: go to a bar/café I’ve never been to and say “I’m going to have the same as usual”
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) December 1, 2022

7. It’s still more polite

When you leave an apartment do you say bye-lease?
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) December 5, 2022

8. Perfect imitation, their voices echo in my head

Mcfly and Carlito: good evening
Baker: Hello.
Mcfly and Carlito: LOOOOL IT’S INCREDIBLE WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS MOMENT IN OUR LIVES WE’RE 32 AND 4 BAC WE LOVE YOU WHAT’S YOUR NAME? SEVERINE? WE LOVE YOU SÉVERINE YOU ARE EXCEPTIONAL
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) May 11, 2021

9. Let’s be clear

“Yeah you fuck right to left”
I don’t fuck right actually already
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) February 27, 2021

10. We demand an explanation

11. It’s Always Better

Do you have to know anything about nuts to know that piss stains?
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) November 28, 2022

12. Terrifyingly unwell

If you think you’ve had awkward moments as a couple, know that I dated someone who was a first-degree fan of the minions and who spoke like them IRL
At 24 years old.
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) November 24, 2022

14. So much better than Top Chef

Goal: Create an LGBTIQA+ cooking show and call it “It’s Queer”
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) August 30, 2022

15. This exceptional internet running gag

– Come let’s watch Shrek
– 2 ?
– Years of study in Montpellier
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) May 18, 2022

16. With Squeezie’s voice it’s even better

17. We’re actually waiting for retirement

I have the impression that we are 99% doing jobs “in the meantime”
We don’t know what we expect but we believe in it
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) October 21, 2022

18. It’s obvious

When a shrink sings does he Freudonne?
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) August 23, 2022

19. Always there for us to break them

– Do you have your proof of address?
– I can send it to you
– Ah well yes but imagine I have more paper, how do we do it?
– Do you have any paper?
– … Oui
The French administration this rhetorical hell
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) October 24, 2022

20. 100 bullets? 200 bullets?

When my shrink told me “you won’t get out of your gambling addiction alone” I replied “how much do you bet?”
— Louisocele (@AmeEnSoie) July 26, 2022

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