Top 20 of the funniest prevention messages, hard to miss
It’s not always easy to grab people’s attention. So what can you do when you want to send them a message at all costs? Once again, humor seems a good solution.
1. No one touches the owl
Please excuse us for the inconvenience but the toilets are out of order.
An owl has found a way to settle there and make it his home. We don’t want to disturb her. It seems like she comes and goes as she pleases but it’s definitely her home.
Our apologies, team.
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2. Let him be cushy
I’m having a nap. Please don’t knock on the window. I’m not on drugs or overdosing, thank you. I’m just a fat unemployed guy.
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3. No it’s not love
This is how turtles and fish see your fingers.
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4. It’s Nerd
Remember what the valet looked like who parked your car because we don’t have a valet.
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5. It has the merit of being clear
If you took methamphetamines 12 hours before your dental appointment, report it because the anesthesia will kill you.
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6. POTICHIEN
Dogs are welcome at this hotel. We have never seen a dog smoking in bed and setting fire to the blankets. We have never seen a dog steal our towels or turn on the TV too loudly or argue with his traveling companion. We have never seen a dog come home drunk and damage our furniture. So if your dog can vouch, you are also welcome.
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7. This soap
How to use it ? if you really don’t know, we suggest you find someone you like a lot and invite them into the shower to give you a demonstration.
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8. Please specify
Attention it is not to put in the foundation.
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9. A non-invitation to think outside the box
You leave the area of the hotel, you can now die it is your decision.
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10. How do you get bully
You’re not hungry, you’re just bored. Close this door.
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11. Since when does pole dancing disappoint fathers?
These poles are not for pole dancing. Please find another way to annoy your father.
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12. Say It All
And I think that’s pretty clear.
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13. No Heart This Machine
Please note: this machine does not differentiate between metal and human flesh.
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14. Panel 1 / GPS 0
Don’t go in there: the GPS is wrong.
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15. Watch out naughty goose
Use the other door or the goose will attack you.
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16. He’s Not So Free Max
Please don’t let the cat in. His name is Max. Max is nice. His masters don’t want him to go to the library. We don’t want him to come into the library either. Max wants to go to the library. Please don’t let Max go into the library.
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17. The Human Zoo
Please do not feed or chat with the workers.
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18. Thanks for the clarification
Muddy when the ground is wet, dusty when the ground is dry.
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19. Ouch
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20. Who does this?
Do not press buttons with your genitals.
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