Hey guys, it’s time for the top tweets of the week that you’re always waiting for with unmeasured impatience (no need to lie, we know that). So much happened last week between Squeezie’s Grand Prix Explorer, Macron’s turtleneck and the fuel shortage, but what we prefer are the tweeters’ jokes about the daily hassles (we don’t never get tired of it).
MONDAY OCTOBER 3
1. They are unstoppable
2. The turtleneck is even creepier.
3. “Can you hear the blizzard, can you hear us?”
4. “Suck his dick like your ex is watching you” – Hillary Clinton / “Did she really say that?”
5. “I don’t want to get up anymore. I want to stay in my bed until the day my grandson wins a golden ticket to go to a chocolate factory.”
TUESDAY OCTOBER 4
6. I want to enjoy every second I pay
7. Think about it
WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 5
9. The Bad Surprise
FRIDAY OCTOBER 7
10. They really want to humiliate us
11. Want to cry in front of so much humanity
12. Can’t wait to be able to speed up
13. We love danger, we want to know
14. And it’s all to his credit
15. We don’t realize the problems they have
SATURDAY 8 OCTOBER
16. What a rascal this Ardisson
17. “The spiders in my house watching me hang spider-shaped Halloween decorations after I just killed their brother.”
18. Feels like college
19. The Technological Revolution We’ve Been Waiting For
20. “How much longer before BeReal is used as an alibi in court”
21. We Got Lucky Again
22. They know 5 words and have 15 photos in front of the Eiffel Tower
23. Lack of fun
SUNDAY OCTOBER 9
24. We always feel guilty
25. Definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer
26. We can do the 24 hours of Le Mans with
27. Necessarily
Well, I have nothing more to tell you. Take advantage of the approximate weather forecast and don’t hesitate to say “there’s no more season, it’s crazy” to your colleagues.