Tips Clear News Portal Your Ultimate Guide to Clear Tips on Life, Tech, Health, and More Hello friends, the moment you’ve all been waiting for has arrived: it’s time for the top tweets of the week! I suggest we celebrate it with a big round: for that, we all have to virtually shake hands (you can put a “shaking hands” emoji in the comments). Have fun, love your neighbor and see you next week!
MONDAY OCTOBER 24
1. People who say “we’re trying to have a baby” only to say they fuck every night
2. I would like us to stop stigmatizing Ornicar please
3. I don’t know how other people cope
4. After 11 years of marriage, you might think you know your better half. Well last night, I learned that my husband uses the notes on his phone keeping EVERYTHING on the same note (whether it’s a shopping list, reminders, gift ideas…)
5. Fog I love
6. Untraceable the Jacqueline
TUESDAY OCTOBER 25
7. We could have a brasserie, but we prefer caramel sundaes
8. What to do when you see them several times a day?
9. Cure is better than prevention apparently
WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 26
10. Really Bad Luck
THURSDAY OCTOBER 27
11. What a brilliant idea
12. Sort of like ratp controllers
13. That Was Real Music
14. We don’t realize how lucky we are
15. It would be so much easier
16. The Best Compliment
FRIDAY OCTOBER 28
17. She wants to make her interesting
18. Thank You Elon Musk
SATURDAY OCTOBER 29
19. We will fight as long as it takes to stop him.
21. He is upset the poor
22. Leonardo da Vinci if you can hear us… Make the roads free
SUNDAY OCTOBER 30
23. Are there really people who don’t know about pot fried onions?
24. I would have preferred a fork
26. It’s a shame because it was funny at first but since you never know how to stop…
27. Do they have a problem with red lights or are we the problem?
28. Oh yeah the ultimate punishment
Alright, did you have a good laugh? Great, now it’s time to take control and go contribute to the collective effort by doing something useful on this beautiful day. But no pressure huh.