Tips Clear News Portal Your Ultimate Guide to Clear Tips on Life, Tech, Health, and More Hello hello little friends, it’s time for the top tweets of the week and blah blah blah you know the song. As we don’t know if Twitter will continue to exist for long, you better savor this top and all the others that we’ve been releasing for more than 10 years. Happy reading, this may be the last.
MONDAY NOVEMBER 14
1. You have to get hired while you’re sick, be a little resourceful
2. An appointment with the shrink so
3. You can even refuse the shampoo to pay less
6. Spinning that moves the machine 5 meters
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 15
7. We will go to bed less stupid
8. This is why you should never meet the parents
9. It’s nice it brings back memories
10. They must have done it on purpose
WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 16
11. It’s because it’s the slogan of Intermarché
13. These kids are dumb
THURSDAY NOVEMBER 17
14. They make it interesting
15. Would a centaur sleep in a spoon like this or like that?
16. We stay seated while looking away
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 18
18. You have to say it out loud to understand
19. Enjoy blood
SATURDAY NOVEMBER 19
20. Who didn’t actually know?
21. So no, it’s the Strangers not the Dummies
22. A decent hour for an important question
SUNDAY NOVEMBER 20
23. During my flight, I woke up from my nap and a flight attendant was walking down the aisle with a dog in his arms saying “We found this pug, whose is it?”. For 3 hours, we all took turns holding the mysterious pug until a stoned guy in the back of the plane woke up saying “Roscoe?”
24. Higher than Bordeaux is the north
25. “What do your tattoos mean” It means no one stopped me
Here, it was perhaps the last top tweets (no) and it’s not even the best so go quickly watch the other episodes.