There are dogs who think they’re cats, guys who think they’re Gainsbourg and completely random people who think they’re eminent members of the scientific community. Strangely, I would trust a freshman in SVT to operate on me more than these people. Even to have me prescribed doliprane in fact.
1. “If women were more in tune with their bodies, they would be able to track their cycle and therefore know when they ovulated. I don’t understand how they can’t know. I’m a man and I knew when my woman was ovulating. And she wouldn’t even tell me.”
2. “When people want to kill themselves, they’re not going to take organic broccoli out of their fridge and eat a lot of it. They’re going to look in their medicine cabinet and swallow a lot of toxic drugs. Think about that the next time you take medicines to “cure you”.
3. “His skin may look good, but it’s the chemicals in sunscreen that cause cancer, not the sun. I don’t use it, so I’ll let you know. is in 50 years.”
4. “Alcohol isn’t chemically addictive. Nicotine is.”
5. “My wife had an ectopic pregnancy. The doctor was offered to open the uterus and simply put the fetus back in correctly. He refused the operation and insisted on performing an abortion. The “pro- choice” is a lie.”
6. “Germs don’t cause disease.”
7. “Your hair is not dead. Your hair is an extension of your central nervous system and transmits information to the brainstem, limbic system and neocortex like antennae. The longer the hair, the more sensory abilities one has. and enhanced knowledge.
8. “Nobody ever died giving birth.”
9. “Babies don’t need infant formula. They need an unselfish mother to breastfeed them.”
10. “How can people be forced to be pregnant? It’s impossible.”
11. “Isn’t that sea water?” what do you think the fetus floats for nine months?”
12. “Cancers didn’t exist 200 years ago.”
13. “If medicine worked, you wouldn’t need to refill your prescription.”
14. “If you’re ‘depressed’ but can’t tell what the problem is, you’re just being lazy or crazy.”
15. “Sex isn’t something you have to do with just anyone. It’s an exchange of energy. When you end up together, an emotional bond is created. Sleeping with someone who has recently Having a lot of partners will make you feel all the energies of those old relationships and you’ll feel confused and tired.”
16. “Smoking is actually pretty good for your health. The tar coats your lungs and acts as a shield against real pollutants like asbestos. Cancer risk is limited to overweight people because the obese and immunocompromised are unable to to repair the damage caused by the cigarette.
17. “The only way to deal with depression is to find a passion. I swear by it.”
18. “Humans are mammals, not animals. Please go back to elementary school.”
19. “Men should have sex 30 times a month to prevent prostate cancer.”
20. “One of our clients (who is 78 years old and heterosexual) has just been diagnosed with HIV. She has had all her doses of vaccines. I told you so!”
21. “If the meat is of poor quality, it’s even more important to eat it raw because raw food has preserved and intelligent cells that can better prevent the absorption of toxins.”
22. “Does anyone realize breasts are genitals???”
23. “The uterus literally has chambers to store sperm for later. You don’t necessarily have to get inseminated because your body can always fertilize an ovary during the fertile window using old sperm.”
Did you know: men’s adam’s apple is actually an organ that allows them to regulate the level of sweating in their feet and manage the acidity of their stomach. Too strong !!!
Via BoredPanda.