Top 24 Funny DIY Tweets For Those Who Know About Pegs

Our world is divided into two categories: people who are very poor with their hands like children who make messed up drawings or people who don’t know how to grow things and the others. This second category notably includes all the DIY pros, those who were born with a 12 wrench in one hand and a jigsaw in the other. They make the twittos very admiring, and us with, at the same time. The time has come to try to inspire us with them to build a more beautiful world (but above all not wobbly bedside tables).

1. What is this sorcery?

I love DIY. You measure 41 cm to make holes. You check that it is indeed 41 cm. You are 41 cm tall again. You check the flatness. You check your 41 cm. You predrill. You check 41 cm. You pierce. You put your ankles. On arrival, they are 40.5 cm apart.
— BesacTof (@BesacTof) January 8, 2022

2. It’s math

DIY is simple.
The more tools you have, the more you need.
— J.M. Racontemal (@racontemal) January 8, 2021

3. You never see that in prono movies

I do DIY naked to avoid fucking my clothes, and mtn I have dried silicone on my boobs
– did I tell you that I had a lizard??? (@LaChroNiqueTM) May 25, 2022

4. It’s for a friend

Are there DIY influencers with promo codes for at Brico or on tiles for example?
— Loves crossed Stan Account (@MhmnCadeau) June 7, 2021

5. Stop ignoring me…

Top 3 elusive people:
3. Mbappe
2. De Ligonnes
1. DIY store salespeople
— Kwesmat (@kwesmat) December 19, 2020

6. Dating wall app

Message to the very handsome guy I met in the floor department of the DIY store: the parquet floor your girl chose is really not pretty, it’s clearly a reason for breaking up, so you can go with me, I will give you hugs and ratatouille, see you soon kisses
— Alex (@Ukechouquette) August 10, 2019

7. You don’t have to be so smart

When I ask my father to do DIY on Sunday morning (when I’m just going to spend 2 hours holding screws for him) so that he asks my brother to mow the lawn and trim the hedge pic.twitter.com/FQBYUVi0S2
— Decentralized Memes? (@decentralized) October 12, 2020

8. At least he’s into caring

I did DIY, I was quite happy with myself, and seeing the result my father said “it’s okay, that’s how you learn”
— The Dwarf (@_The_Dwarf_) July 30, 2021

9. For alpha guys

Leroy Merlin is Galeries Lafayette DIY.
We guys with GIGANTIC BALLS go to BRICO DÉPÔT, a place where there is no shelf, only pallets on the floor, and where you only get FREE BLACK COFFEE FOR MAN AT THE ENTRANCE. We are looking at you in black and white.
— There’s No Place Like Home (@Kmeru78) August 8, 2019

10. But what about you????? Swear??

– Castorama stores sell DIY and construction materials.
– The beaver is an animal known for its builder qualities.
Castor // Castorama.
Me currently: pic.twitter.com/jI6EP1Wdhh
— Tania (@TaniaKessaouti) June 3, 2018

11. Suspect

I just ran into my banker coming out of the DIY store with stakes and wire mesh…
I hope he won’t close my account! ?
— De Clermont Léo (@clermont_leo) December 5, 2021

12. Paper really hurts…

in a couple there is always one who is bob the builder and the other who cuts himself with paper
— ??? ????? ? (@tatujesus) July 24, 2021

14. No, but immediately the judgment there

DAT SHAME: ask a salesman at Mr Bricolage for advice, except that it was not a salesman but someone with a strange style of dress. ;_;
— Squeezie (@xSqueeZie) February 11, 2015

15. If you have a tent too

If you need advice from a salesperson at a DIY superstore, I suggest bringing a bottle of water, granola bars, and a survival blanket with you for the wait.
And tell your loved ones that you love them before you leave. pic.twitter.com/iGv0DQltN8
— Etienne Dorsay (@E_Dorsay) October 30, 2021

16. Too strong this granny

My father who wanted to tinker in front of the house: “I didn’t know it was going to rain this afternoon, pn weather forecast”
My grandmother and her knees: pic.twitter.com/ciDleewpdB
— Decentralized Memes? (@decentralized) May 10, 2021

17. It’s shameful

Relatively disappointed that you can easily find DIY in Bricorama but no beaver in Castorama.
— damian™ (@vestalles) October 24, 2020

18. What a disappointment

I had myself followed earlier and instead of panicking I said to myself imagine it’s a spy show that you have a full life so I went to the grocer, to a DIY store, a bookseller and the guy got drunk he broke, I took it badly
— Blondboy (@Calavian) January 13, 2020

19. There’s a Time to Stop

Hey, don’t bother fixing broken relationships, you’re not bob the builder, when it’s over it’s over. Invest in you.
— sindy (@SindyOfficiel) May 9, 2019

20. Hello Reputation

My father taught me so many bawdy songs that at 7-8 years old I sang them at school
on the day of crafts for father’s day my mistress at the time gave everyone something to make a letter opener and to me she gave a bottle opener
— ??? ????? ? (@tatujesus) October 19, 2020

21. Always a pleasure the press headlines on feminicides

22. Shocking

Damn me who thought we became billionaires by tinkering with things in our garage.
— Aux Chiottes Valeurs Actuelles (@MarxFanAccount) May 16, 2021

23. There is a mistake about the person

We talk about King Arthur.
– Madame, isn’t he also called King Merlin?
– No, that’s a hardware store.
— Petit•e Prof (@Petit_Prof) November 15, 2018

24. My favorite seller (it’s fake)

Barber expert in carpentry and plastering will be at the DIY department of the Intermarché de Neuilly this Sunday to give you advice of all kinds!!!
– Benallix (PARODY) (@JCrottes) April 17, 2019

Top 24 Funny DIY Tweets For Those Who Know About Pegs

1. What is this sorcery?

2. It’s math

3. You never see that in prono movies

4. It’s for a friend

5. Stop ignoring me…

6. Dating wall app

7. You don’t have to be so smart

8. At least he’s into caring

9. For alpha guys

10. But what about you????? Swear??

11. Suspect

12. Paper really hurts…

14. No, but immediately the judgment there

15. If you have a tent too

16. Too strong this granny

17. It’s shameful

18. What a disappointment

19. There’s a Time to Stop

20. Hello Reputation

21. Always a pleasure the press headlines on feminicides

22. Shocking

23. There is a mistake about the person

24. My favorite seller (it’s fake)

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1. What is this sorcery?

2. It’s math

3. You never see that in prono movies

4. It’s for a friend

5. Stop ignoring me…

6. Dating wall app

7. You don’t have to be so smart

8. At least he’s into caring

9. For alpha guys

10. But what about you????? Swear??

11. Suspect

12. Paper really hurts…

14. No, but immediately the judgment there

15. If you have a tent too

16. Too strong this granny

17. It’s shameful

18. What a disappointment

19. There’s a Time to Stop

20. Hello Reputation

21. Always a pleasure the press headlines on feminicides

22. Shocking

23. There is a mistake about the person

24. My favorite seller (it’s fake)

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