Top 24 Funny DIY Tweets For Those Who Know About Pegs

I love DIY. You measure 41 cm to make holes. You check that it is indeed 41 cm. You are 41 cm tall again. You check the flatness. You check your 41 cm. You predrill. You check 41 cm. You pierce. You put your ankles. On arrival, they are 40.5 cm apart.

— BesacTof (@BesacTof) January 8, 2022

DIY is simple.

The more tools you have, the more you need.

— J.M. Racontemal (@racontemal) January 8, 2021

I do DIY naked to avoid fucking my clothes, and mtn I have dried silicone on my boobs

– did I tell you that I had a lizard??? (@LaChroNiqueTM) May 25, 2022

Are there DIY influencers with promo codes for at Brico or on tiles for example?

— Loves crossed Stan Account (@MhmnCadeau) June 7, 2021

Top 3 elusive people:

3. Mbappe
2. De Ligonnes
1. DIY store salespeople

— Kwesmat (@kwesmat) December 19, 2020

Message to the very handsome guy I met in the floor department of the DIY store: the parquet floor your girl chose is really not pretty, it’s clearly a reason for breaking up, so you can go with me, I will give you hugs and ratatouille, see you soon kisses

— Alex (@Ukechouquette) August 10, 2019

When I ask my father to do DIY on Sunday morning (when I’m just going to spend 2 hours holding screws for him) so that he asks my brother to mow the lawn and trim the hedge pic.twitter.com/FQBYUVi0S2

— Decentralized Memes? (@decentralized) October 12, 2020

I did DIY, I was quite happy with myself, and seeing the result my father said “it’s okay, that’s how you learn”

— The Dwarf (@_The_Dwarf_) July 30, 2021

Leroy Merlin is Galeries Lafayette DIY.

We guys with GIGANTIC BALLS go to BRICO DÉPÔT, a place where there is no shelf, only pallets on the floor, and where you only get FREE BLACK COFFEE FOR MAN AT THE ENTRANCE. We are looking at you in black and white.

— There’s No Place Like Home (@Kmeru78) August 8, 2019

– Castorama stores sell DIY and construction materials.
– The beaver is an animal known for its builder qualities.
Castor // Castorama.
Me currently: pic.twitter.com/jI6EP1Wdhh

— Tania (@TaniaKessaouti) June 3, 2018

I just ran into my banker coming out of the DIY store with stakes and wire mesh…
I hope he won’t close my account! ?

— De Clermont Léo (@clermont_leo) December 5, 2021

in a couple there is always one who is bob the builder and the other who cuts himself with paper

— ??? ????? ? (@tatujesus) July 24, 2021

DAT SHAME: ask a salesman at Mr Bricolage for advice, except that it was not a salesman but someone with a strange style of dress. ;_;

— Squeezie (@xSqueeZie) February 11, 2015

If you need advice from a salesperson at a DIY superstore, I suggest bringing a bottle of water, granola bars, and a survival blanket with you for the wait.
And tell your loved ones that you love them before you leave. pic.twitter.com/iGv0DQltN8

— Etienne Dorsay (@E_Dorsay) October 30, 2021

My father who wanted to tinker in front of the house: “I didn’t know it was going to rain this afternoon, pn weather forecast”

My grandmother and her knees: pic.twitter.com/ciDleewpdB

— Decentralized Memes? (@decentralized) May 10, 2021

Relatively disappointed that you can easily find DIY in Bricorama but no beaver in Castorama.

— damian™ (@vestalles) October 24, 2020

I had myself followed earlier and instead of panicking I said to myself imagine it’s a spy show that you have a full life so I went to the grocer, to a DIY store, a bookseller and the guy got drunk he broke, I took it badly

— Blondboy (@Calavian) January 13, 2020

Hey, don’t bother fixing broken relationships, you’re not bob the builder, when it’s over it’s over. Invest in you.

— sindy (@SindyOfficiel) May 9, 2019

My father taught me so many bawdy songs that at 7-8 years old I sang them at school

on the day of crafts for father’s day my mistress at the time gave everyone something to make a letter opener and to me she gave a bottle opener

— ??? ????? ? (@tatujesus) October 19, 2020

Damn me who thought we became billionaires by tinkering with things in our garage.

— Aux Chiottes Valeurs Actuelles (@MarxFanAccount) May 16, 2021

We talk about King Arthur.
– Madame, isn’t he also called King Merlin?
– No, that’s a hardware store.

— Petit•e Prof (@Petit_Prof) November 15, 2018

Barber expert in carpentry and plastering will be at the DIY department of the Intermarché de Neuilly this Sunday to give you advice of all kinds!!!

– Benallix (PARODY) (@JCrottes) April 17, 2019