Today the sun is in Libra, the moon in Scoprio and Neptune in Pisces, and you certainly don’t give a fuck if you too think astrology is bogus. But admit, even behind your grumpy Scorpio airs, you too enjoy reading the horoscope when it predicts an unforgettable encounter in the coming days and unfailing health. You are toast.
1. Bad as Libra (sorry)
2. All the same these Capricorns
6. I love how astrology has gone from reading their sun sign’s horoscope to everyone knowing their full birth chart.
7. It’s the editorial intern’s fault
8. It’s well known, these Pisces are weird
9. Are they spying on us or what?
10. Horoscope: you’re probably breathing / People:
11. Ah it’s closed! Ah mash, olalaaa
13. Why didn’t the moon predict it??
14. Me reading a guy’s horoscope to see how he’ll treat me
16. You mean they’re like us?
17. Clear, crisp and precise
18. Always the most loved Leos anyway
19. But no? But your mouth??
20. Aquarius: be careful, stay focused at work or your colleagues will make you pay for it
21. Nah, no but it’s just to check, don’t worry!
22. Let him be tenured!
24. But is this horoscope really wrong, huh?
25. The only way to start a day right
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