In life, we don’t all have the chance to be very smart. I, for example, have always believed that if contractual performance caused damage, there would be high compensation, when in fact, not necessarily because of the limitation or exoneration of liability clauses. Completely fucked the girl. Other people are also not the sharpest pencils in the kit, such as people who have not understood their job, people who have not understood the order or people who, like those who will follow, did not fully understand what was asked of them. We promise, we don’t laugh at them, but with them (which makes all the difference).
1. “I know you charge the letter so just put ‘Oscar for Best Prediction 2020’ and nothing else.”
2. “I said my name was Marc with a C…”
3. When you end up with a “Pedestrians yield to traffic sign” instead of a “Pedestrians yield to traffic” sign
4. In reality… It’s rather successful…
5. “Sent image not found”
7. The instructions for this bag of rice: “Sent from my Iphone”
8. “I’m having a surprise party for my mom and we live together, so please can you make sure this package isn’t too visible? These are party purchases. “
9. “Diversity: Maybe write a cool quote here that talks about diversity at Eastman University.”
10. When your name is Cathy with a C but you end up with a “Happy Birthday Kathy with a bishopric” cake. [See en anglais, au lieu de C]”
11. “No thanks, I don’t want my iPad engraved”
12. These parents didn’t want their child’s name printed on their class photo: “I don’t want it”
13. “In capital letters, at the top, write” We have no more electricity and are therefore forced to close. Call this number to reschedule your appointment. Sorry for the inconvenience.”
14. “Create your perfect night’s sleep” same text in Arabic”
15. “Use the logo sent please”
16. “I ordered this cake from a well-known pastry shop. In the order detail, I said ‘Let me know if there are eggs in the cake please’. I am speechless after having received my order: ‘Contains eggs.’.”
17. “Happy Birthday (in green) with ‘Rosie’ underneath.”
18. “Sunny FM, today’s hits. The best current music instead of today’s hits.”
19. “A friend ordered a picture cake and gave the baker a USB drive with the photo she wanted on it. That’s what was waiting for her when she went to pick it up.”
20. “Toilets. An arrow pointing the direction of the toilets. No smoking.”
21. “Happy birthday! What kind of cake do you want” don’t want cake
22. “I was recently asked to speak at a conference and was asked which of my two positions I would prefer to have on my tag. I replied ‘Probably Central Lancashire University’, and that’s what they put.”
23. “Vegan fish fingers: […]if it’s too long, let me know.”
24. “I was in my aunt’s bathroom in the Dominican Republic and here are her tiles: ‘Type text’.”
25. “With a little heart either side of the date please”
26. “Happy birthday Sven, and use a nice font”
27. “Marital status: single / married / widowed / option 4 / cohabiting”
28. “Hand wash only. Hand wash only in Spanish. Hand wash in French.”