What could be better than starting your day by jumping out of bed to snack on cereal in front of today’s cartoons in your pajamas? Not much, I assure you. Except maybe earning 5 million euros while we sleep and seeing the Mayans come back to life to tell us what they think of our civilization. But in the meantime, we can just enjoy our cornflakes at the Nesquik quietly.
I am 23 years old, I sleep with my grandparents. I go down to have my breakfast, my grandmother says to my grandfather “put on the cartoons for the little one”…………
— made to stray (@BarbzBArmy) May 30, 2021
jv take my breakfast very French: a cigarette
— let me go (@luftjok) March 31, 2022
I admire people who get up, have breakfast and shower in 30 minutes. Me, I need 30 minutes just to know who I am and where I am
— Furyoz ?? (@Furyoz_) July 19, 2020
there is 0 consistency in my meals it’s terrible there I just ate rice and pitch for breakfast
— Jeremy Nadeau (@Twittdejeremy) April 2, 2020
If you are hesitant to have children, know that it is 8:30 am that they have been up for two hours and that after having had breakfast, read 8 books and painted, we are at the park to do some toboggan.
— – Yun – ? (@AllyGator427) July 16, 2022
Getting up at noon to save breakfast is the last stage of the ghetto.
— Max La Dax ? (@mxjuiice) May 3, 2019
I love January 1st because it’s the only day of the year when it’s socially acceptable and normal to be trash, do nothing and have breakfast at 4 p.m.
—? (@jsuisgemo) January 1, 2022
– My colleague’s children bring her breakfast in bed on weekends, I would like you to do the same…
-Well, we don’t even know your colleague, why would we make her breakfast? ?
My children, kings of rhetoric.
— LaetitiaCastwa (@tweetleti) July 30, 2018
I don’t know when my life went down the drain, but today I woke up at 5 p.m. and I had peanut breakfast.
— RomanFrayssinet (@FrayssinetRoman) November 25, 2018
Come, let’s tell the truth and admit that breakfast in bed is crazy? Crumbs everywhere, you don’t know how to sit down, a wrong move is a disaster???
— Marcheur Blanc (@_Tatiyanah) May 11, 2021
I watch the ultra sassy girls on Instagram and I watch my breakfast… And I say to myself: Yes, but don’t these girls eat reblochon?…
And then I say to myself: YES BUT THESE GIRLS DON’T EAT REBLOCHON?
— Miss Augine (@MissAugine) December 9, 2019
But what good is people talking over breakfast to you in life? Where are you actually looking to go?
— Elyss (@ElyssFr) July 30, 2021
Yesterday’s pizza for breakfast oh what a blessing
— lauranedort (@Lauranem16) May 8, 2022
The niece heard me pull a tampon out of its wrapper through the bathroom door, and started screaming “AUNTY SHE EAT CANDY BEFORE BREAKFAST!!”
I hesitate between laughing and mowing her.— Marie-Cul (@mary_cul) December 3, 2017
I’m always surprised by people who don’t like telecommuting.
Don’t like getting up an hour later? Don’t like having breakfast in your pajamas? You don’t like life?“The girl from Brest?” (@ohdeerlily) January 19, 2022
Are there humans who manage to have breakfast and get to work on time??? Explain to me how you do?
— SASUKE 2????? (@pyyvan) April 3, 2019
My mother has been seriously questioning my upbringing ever since she saw me bang a fang into a pepper like it was an apple for breakfast.
— ??? ????? ? (@tatujesus) March 15, 2022
I’ve never been so offbeat in my life I’m at the stage where I hesitate to have my breakfast before going to bed it’s terrible
— Linca ? (@Lincamion) April 30, 2020
Is there a Siri-like app that provides breakfast conversation with your kids while you sleep in your bowl?
— Benoît Gallerey (@bengallerey) October 14, 2015
They reproach me for being too childish.
So at breakfast when people get on my nerves I create a protective wall with the cereal packet.
— CHOBS – She screams. (@GomarMT) November 10, 2014
One day I will have to practice drinking coffee because if at breakfast I eat chocapic with my children they will never take me to srx
— ALEXOTIME (@AlexOTime) October 23, 2015
Top 3 of the most effective alarm clocks:
3) the unbearable dring of the telephone
2) the brain that reminds you that you have 12 years of work behind
1) a free all-you-can-eat buffet breakfast but they serve more after 9am
— FiberTiger (@FibreTiger) July 18, 2021
there’s a girl on tiktok she said “why is it normal to eat the same breakfast every day but it’s weird to eat the same dinner 3 times in a row?” and since I saw that, I can’t stop thinking about it ????
— eniluj (@birthoffoam) May 6, 2021
We spit a lot on adult life but frankly being able to take Pringles for breakfast without having any remarks…?
— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) February 10, 2022
YES the rumor is true, I indeed ordered 4 bigmac at 2€ yesterday to eat 2 yesterday and 2 this morning for breakfast.
— Chap JANNA HATE ACCOUNT (@Chap_GG) February 8, 2022
Are you in the morning?
?? Oui
? You ask me one more question before my breakfast and I’ll kick your ass– Paco Delo (@Francisdelo) July 30, 2015
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