Tips Clear News Portal Your Ultimate Guide to Clear Tips on Life, Tech, Health, and More Hello friends, it’s time for the top tweets! After a busy weekend of festivals in the rain, Jul concerts and Parcoursup results, it’s time to take a break to debrief and laugh together thanks to the hilarious tweets of our friends the twittos. Have a wonderful week!
MONDAY 30
2. Even in writing we recognize the voice of Jonathan Cohen
3. “Oh great, they put all the contraceptives in one place”
4. “The Mona Lisa attacked by a jet of pie “jealous of the crimes that countries without weapons must manage”
5. “The landlord said he was going to raise the rent”
6. “Can I have the salt please honey?”
MARDI 31
8. He’s a real savior
9. “Animals are so weird, how come your mom is just a year older than you?”
10. Very very much want to see this
11. We all know that Dora is a big crevar
WEDNESDAY 1
12. The Question Worth Asking
13. It’s so much fun
THURSDAY 2
14. Being Doubled By Flying Plastics
15. Finally someone who talks about these abominations
16. “All recipes should start with ‘wash the dishes that’s in the sink because you’re going to need them'”
18. We do what we can with what we have
19. It Could Have Happened To Me
FRIDAY 3
20. “I paused the speech and it looks like little Biden is giving big Biden a shoulder massage.”
21. “Big Brother: My Baby Brother / The Baby: A 26-Year-Old Guy”
22. Quite unusual as a principle
23. It’s moderately enticing
SATURDAY 4
25. The flood was mind-blowing
26. “When I come home a little drunk and talk to the babysitter, I really feel like an HBO show girl.”
27. “Person: / The toothpaste I forgot to recap”
28. They must have looked stupid
SUNDAY 5
29. It must be exotic
And you, what did you do this weekend? Tell us in the comments if you think you’ve done something interesting (you can keep the boring anecdotes of family meals).