Top 30 tweets that made us laugh this week #444

Thiruvenkatam August 22, 2024 Lifestyle News

Hi little friends, here we go again for another week of fun with us! But above all, we debrief last week thanks to the best funny and scathing tweets from our internet friends. It was not an easy week between the stories of rapist youtubeurs and the Americans who lose fundamental rights but fortunately, we stick together to face all of this.

MONDAY 20

1. Possible to melt cheese on my forehead as well

In real life, it’s the perfect weather for a raclette. You put cheese in the sun on metal. He melts. You eat. Zero energy consumption.
We would call it a caniclette.
— Lily Croft ? (@TheLilyCroft) June 18, 2022

2. Best friends laugh at your misfortune.

3. Here we ONLY get tuna delivered

The daron pays for a monthly delivery of pcq tuna cans “it’s not expensive!!”, except that he can’t cancel the subscription. They keep coming pic.twitter.com/zxJM0A2xrq
— Margoulin (@LMargoulin) June 20, 2022

MARDI 21

4. They deserve it

Happy birthday to all music
— zzccmxtp dispo ?? (@kronomuzik) June 21, 2022

5. 10 years ago I had coke all night long with a guy I had just met and never seen again, until this morning when he came to install my kitchen tiles. at 8 o’clock

I did coke all night long ten years ago with a dude I just met that night and I’ve never seen again, until this morning when he was installing my kitchen floor at 8AM.
— Molly (@notmollyorsilly) June 21, 2022

6. Did I really “kill” my plant? or did she just not have what it took to survive in this world?

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) June 20, 2022

WEDNESDAY 22

7. Want to file a complaint

They stole a bag that I left at the laundromat so I can’t carry all my things, so crime in this country has no limits?
— Terracid (@terracid) June 22, 2022

8. It deserves a report on the app

worst date he helped repay pecresse’s debt
— laura !! (@sk8tzr) June 22, 2022

9. They must have been too disgusted

imagine living in 1900 and every time you think of a funny joke you say to yourself “hey, that would make a good tweet that” except they haven’t invented twitter yet? so you go back to work in the fields for the king until your prenature death
— egar (@le_egar) June 22, 2022

10. Salam….. the hoyas…..

Yes hello…. It’s Paul Mirabel…. Today…. I fought…. Just kidding…. I’m so weak…. Help me…. .
— dowsing rod ?turlututu pointed hat ??? (@bottle2crack) June 22, 2022

12. We say nothing to keep some mystery

I’m on a point recovery course there, I have the impression that I’m at hebs, it lets go of “t there, why you?”
— ??? (@chvms68) June 22, 2022

13. They are no longer ashamed of anything

The macronie who puts her dildos in the entrance of the Elysée….we will have seen everything……..???????
— dowsing rod ?turlututu pointed hat ??? (@bottle2crack) June 22, 2022

THURSDAY 23

14. Always the Same

You assume a lot that girls lie for people who respect the presumption of innocence
— Lizzy Brynn ? (@lizzybrynn) June 23, 2022

15. A little love on the road

I really like liking stories I have the impression of meeting someone in the street saying “?? and leave
— colline (@eloivar) June 23, 2022

16. It’s obviously next

What are the worst red flags? I just added to the lost “a guy who says that life was better in the time of our parents and grandparents (so when women were considered objects)”
-? (@madamepretzel) June 23, 2022

FRIDAY 24

17. It always hurts

I’m still not recovered from the music festival. My boyfriend said “it’s normal when you’re 40”. I am 37 years old and he has a short time to live.
— Ganette (@Ganette_) June 24, 2022

18. Nah but it’s crazy, they don’t care about the world!

So say @AUCHAN_France I just found 2 peppercorns in the same slice of your brand’s red label dry sausage.
Is it so difficult to properly arrange the grains one by one by distributing???
1st WARNING pic.twitter.com/vMYrbReDdD
— cacapitainecaverne2 (@furoncledu62) June 24, 2022

19. And one, and two, and three rapists

20. Yum yum good gargamol

Heard in the fruit and vegetable departments:
– Get some lawyers. We’re going to make gargamol. Your brother likes it.
It made me laugh Smurf (and really Smurf)
— ?Emma? (@Tanit_le_cat) June 24, 2022

21. Imagine being a hostess from there among the bastards

I would like us to ban children on planes and create their own company of whiners.
— ???? (@_cocolait) June 24, 2022

SATURDAY 25

22. And the pill would be a vaccine to do once a year

if men got pregnant the abortion pill would be bought at carrefour market
— the real julie (@juliehenches) June 25, 2022

23. In fact, we are all dogs in the car in the middle of God’s dodger.

We are all dogs in god’s hot car
— ??7??3?? ???? (@sabletoothtiger) June 25, 2022

24. It must have been a real threat back then.

If I had won a penny every time a king of France died after accidentally hitting a door lintel, I would have two centimes, which is not much, but it’s strange that it happened two time.
— Line 11 enjoyer? (@dracobis) June 25, 2022

25. They want our extinction for sure

the flies I noticed they like to rub their hands too much in order to plot bad tricks such as shit on the ceiling
— Satan Giscard d’Estaing from the Comédie-Française (@SATANgiscard) June 25, 2022

26. Need a Jul Tower Vacation

27. They are weird people

stop using the verlan to look cool please, I just heard a guy say “shady” to say weird it’s so ridiculous lol
— la meuf là (@niemesia) June 25, 2022

SUNDAY 26

28. People who use their passport to get into clubs really aren’t afraid of anything.

people who use their passport as ID at the cIub fear nothing at aII
— T ? (@CodeineFridge) June 26, 2022

29. Tema the beautiful hair

30. These same people who say “don’t sleep if you don’t want to get pregnant” and believe in a religion based on the story of a woman who got pregnant without sleeping.

The same folks saying, “don’t have sex and you won’t get pregnant,” believe in a religion based upon the idea that a woman didn’t have sex and got pregnant.
— Nathan Monk (@fathernathan) June 26, 2022

Alright, that’s all for today guys. Ciao