Top 30+ tweets that made us laugh this week #460

I’m shocked the man I thought was my father was actually Nicolas Canteloup who had been imitating him for 25 years I feel like throwing up I hate bald people

— Mister Poules (@MisterPoules) October 10, 2022

I had invented a game with my sister, where I had to pretend to sleep and she had to tidy up quietly, otherwise she loses.

– Dear? (@dilnazalmv) October 9, 2022

You’re not the most aligned menhir in Carnac.

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— Brezhoneg & Deter & ChaosType??? (@saulbey1) October 10, 2022

There is a work colleague he told me PACS you then get married then civilly in stride so you take the holidays of the PACS and marriage the good tips of pirates we take lol

— ???? (@walid_bskr) October 10, 2022

Really the biggest sorcery in college is the hazelnut coffee that tastes like hazelnuts when it’s just coffee with a dab of milk.

— Cha? (@BlastEnvy) October 10, 2022

JV PETER UN CABLE the amphitheater ceiling broke he knocked out the teacher we’re in oggy and the cockroaches or what

— sal (@sywdcw) October 11, 2022

the fact that they release the film November in October????? I ran over a cyclist this morning he’s in my trunk

— niqo ? (@niqo_tv) October 11, 2022

But guys if at 40 they are not passionate about hiking, will they die or what?

— Madame Corn (@MadameMais) October 11, 2022

If it is the guy who killed JFK he was aiming for a boar but he was dazzled by the sun, we don’t know.

— It’s a gift (@AtheismisComing) October 11, 2022

ptdrrr I called a patient on her landline she tells me she’s not at home???? you take me for a jug Bernadette ???

— stark (@camdemxo) October 11, 2022

I think back to the guy in a club who passed by me and said “you’re really beautiful gg” with a thumbs up before disappearing

— a slut for restful sleep (@evakugisaki) October 11, 2022

I took a mirabelle apple compote she said salam the khoyas??

– the beauty?? (@bee_) October 12, 2022

This morning, 9:10 a.m., the corridors of Nation are crowded but a man decided to lower his pants and SHIT in the middle of the population

— .Kaolin. (@idvd_x) October 12, 2022

Disguise myself as a gas station for Halloween so I can bang a huge cock??

— Inox tag ?? (@Inoxtag) October 13, 2022

I live next to an oven in Paris, yesterday I met a lookout I know. I ask him about his news, he tells me that he has been raised. I rep “ah that’s good! » he says to me « normal with inflation » ptddddrrr my France

— Jules (@LouzyFrench) October 13, 2022

I watched a documentary about porn disorders really guys it’s scary, from today I decided to stop watching the documentaries

—Daiki ?????? (@daikidaouu) October 13, 2022

my only personality trait is letting out a huge sigh at his mother for no reason every 10 minutes

celine? (@graindecel_) October 14, 2022

“lazy recipe” and you see them take out a frying pan and a cutting board

— CYBAH (@belin2spop) October 14, 2022

I’m hugely ill, my throat hurts too much, I can’t get better, it’s horrible, in short, a little cigarette

— saucebebe ???????? ????????????????“??“ (@saucebebe) October 14, 2022

– What did you do ?
– Well before I was a baby and I grew up to 5 years old it’s a lot anyway…
– No, but at school.
– Oh! I believed in my life.

— Madame Corn (@MadameMais) October 14, 2022

You see Goldman on TV.
I tell my 7 year old daughter, “You know I had all her tapes”
– “What is a tape? “
– “it’s like a CD but older“
– “What is a CD? “

*go cry in the garden..”

— Rod Serlings (@Rod___Serling) October 14, 2022

bruno mars my name is bruno it doesn’t shock anyone

— TICES (@woetices) October 14, 2022

My shoes are complaining that I’ve gained weight, but what are their soles…

— Veskii (@Veskinho) October 15, 2022

There is a TD manager who arrived late, she told us “excuse me, I was in police custody”

— emohokagehateaccount (@OntNos) October 15, 2022