Top 30 tweets that made us laugh this week #461

Hi little friends, it’s the hour of the top that you wait for every week with more impatience than a Vinted package: that of the best tweets of the week. We let you feast while we work hard to unearth the crème de la crème of the web; good reading !

MONDAY OCTOBER 17

1. It should be banned

Who invented the midday departure from hotels, you’re there, you just woke up, you must already get the hell out
— Mat?? (@Mat_wine_2) October 16, 2022

2. And nobody says anything…

3. Don’t want to be in their shoes

Imagine you are naked in a room with lots of people speaking different languages that you don’t understand and who all want to touch you.
Well it’s a dog’s life ptdrrr
— LAMS (@lvmsket) October 16, 2022

4. Want to do 10 years of studies just for that

If I were a doctor I would really like to come home from work my wife she sees me upset she says “kskia my heart?” I break down in tears “I couldn’t… I couldn’t save him SHIT” after she hugs me she says “it’s not your fault honey” while I open my forehead on the floor
— chergio (@TahSahDownBad) October 16, 2022

5. It’s possible…

my theory is that if Bretons don’t talk about Brittany every day, it disappears
— Ebibi (@EbibiGlass) October 17, 2022

6. Poor thing, a real trauma

after spending forty-five (45) minutes explaining to my 9-year-old student what COD is, I ended up telling him in a low voice “good. Elodie. I have something to tell you. it’s not just the COD. there is also… the COI. and never have I been looked at with so much betrayed pain
— charlie (@charliemedusa) October 16, 2022

TUESDAY 18 OCTOBER

7. Does it work for funerals?

The fact that you can hire the CROUS as your wedding caterer… I’m never going to get over that.
— Joan-femna cevenol (@tieuntserof) October 18, 2022

8. A real cult

Yes, I am a shareholder (I do my shopping at Action)
— Lizzy Brynn ? (@lizzybrynn) October 16, 2022

9. “My plants watching me put water in the coffee machine”

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 19

10. “It’s tough being an adult, but imagine having to do math homework again.”

being an adult is hard but can you imagine having to do math homework again
— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) October 19, 2022

11. I wish I had seen this

I am told that a high school teacher would have felt unwell following the farts of two students?
— marlo le mariole (@itsmarlot) October 19, 2022

12. We should make a movie out of it

The fact that Gabriel Attal and Joyce Jonathan were in a relationship is my multiverse of madness
– The? was (@PierreBellemere) October 19, 2022

13. They always ruin everything fun.

49.3 has become a commercial party, it’s a shame
— Niki (@NikiShey) October 19, 2022

THURSDAY OCTOBER 20

14. They don’t realize

nah shrinks it’s too much of a delirium you’re there you’re crying your race, snot in your nose and they tell you with all the coolness in the world “We were productive, we stop there for today?”
— Beau Jacques (@_Nayson_) October 20, 2022

15. The over-motivated guy

16. “All the phones in court vibrate at the same time The Judge: Okay we’re going to take a 5 minute break to do the Bereal and then we’ll come back after to hear the closing arguments”

*every phone in the court room buzzes at the same time*
Judge: ok we’re going to break for 5 minutes so we can ??BeReal?? and then come back to hear closing arguments
— Big Spooky Dad ? (@BigTucsonDad) October 20, 2022

17. It Bonds

But wAllah it’s too crazy I review in the drunk sitting cross-legged in sock (the base) my neighbor (complete stranger) tickles the soles of my feet saying “guili guili?? » ??!!!!!!??? What the fuck
— The Testo (@Uniquemasri) October 20, 2022

18. We Know No

Telling your colleagues “I’ll come back to see you” when you leave a job is a lie out of politeness
— banana ????? (@Anne_L0rii) October 20, 2022

19. Trigger Warnings for blood in medicine, it doesn’t really work

I’m dead I posted a picture of a dissected bladder in the group of my class there’s a girl she replied “TW!!! », we are in medicine mgl how ca tw
— Kledou (@Kledou) October 20, 2022

20. “Longest Liz to Reign / Shortest Liz to Reign”

21. Gentrification in action

22. We can always try

Tomorrow is the holidays and I know that Twitter works miracles! So I’m looking for a racist person who could pay me a plane ticket to “Return to my country” for 2 weeks
— LAMS (@lvmsket) October 20, 2022

FRIDAY OCTOBER 21

23. Oh Yeah Anyway

Medical students are really something, I just got yelled at at the library because I closed my stabilizers “too hard”
— antéa (@blurryfever) October 21, 2022

24. This is truly outrageous

No pharmacy in Massy is called PharMassy, I’m freaking out
— Gauthier Andres (@gautoz) October 21, 2022

25. She will be delighted

My girl wanted us to do a role play together, I just finished my character sheet and I prepared my set of dice I can’t wait???
— OPL | 5D (@5D_Caster) October 21, 2022

26. As if we had 5 minutes in front of us

next metro in 5 min? but what hell but what shame but what disaster we are in the Creuse there?
— orléna (@jsuisgemo) October 21, 2022

SATURDAY 22 OCTOBER

27. No, it’s out of the question

The fact that there is no music at ALDI and LIDL will always piss me off, so poor people don’t even get a little atmosphere?
— Dr Urumi KANZAKI (@mfaome) October 22, 2022

28. All The Same

The mental health of Parisians between 25 and 35 hangs by a thread and this thread is climbing, stand up, yoga or ceramics.
— ppin (@ppinpresidente) October 22, 2022

SUNDAY OCTOBER 23

30. Good ques

If you were to die in 15 seconds what would you do?
— Stuc Vaugirard (official) (@StucVaugirard) October 23, 2022

Thank you for the loyalty, the likes and the money for the coke. See you next week with even more funny tweets!