Top 30 tweets that made us laugh this week #464

??? Stop it all, I have a new MOST IMPORTANT card for you

? The municipality or municipalities worth the most points in Scrabble, by department?

The rules: 7 characters maximum, only one word, and I indicate the ex-aequo! pic.twitter.com/0elJZySLAi

— Clara Dealberto (@claradealberto) November 7, 2022

A teenager points to a battery:

– I’m looking for this book, do you have it?
– This book which is there right next to me in pile and on sale?
– Oui
– Yes. Since he is there
-Ah ok, it was to know

I still don’t understand

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) November 7, 2022

There are people who are really unable to sum up a story in 1 or 2 messages lol you open the conv there are 18 voices it’s a press conference

— ? (@madamepretzel) November 7, 2022

My unacknowledged passion is when colleagues say they are +- my mother’s age say “LIKE MY MOM”, guaranteed effect

— Marine (@MarineMgd) November 7, 2022

surprise again a guy in a suit who raises his hand in lecture to state the worst opinion ever heard

— erik satire (@sacha_vxr) November 8, 2022

there’s a guy who just arrived at the gym he has a crutch, he limps, black eye and everything?? my brother rest

— DOG IS LIFE (@Chau_R) November 8, 2022

Free relationship?? (my wife is cheating on me)

— Gjilan Hadid (@ylli95) November 8, 2022

Put two cat owners together the average time for them to show each other pictures of their pets is around 45 seconds.

— Madame Corn (@MadameMais) November 8, 2022

Ah well, your name is Roman? My name is Egyptian ptdrrr? joke that only specialists in antiquity will understand, however??

— Complex Thought (@PenseeComplexxe) November 8, 2022

Ptdr to realize how expensive cigarettes are in England, are you saying that my friend who lives there asked me to bring him cigarettes from FRANCE??

— ? (@madamepretzel) November 10, 2022

g forgot to tell you but I’ve been coughing my lungs out for almost a month and I finally know what it is: WHOOPING MDR ?????? there’s no reason to believe in the middle ages like that

— billie (@mis4ndrist_) November 10, 2022

In 26th place:

The Z

– Basically the S does 95% of its work
– If there was not the second person plural, he would be on technical unemployment
– He is useful only in the zero and that says a lot about him

— Louise (@AmeEnSoie) November 11, 2022

So there is a “restaurant” where you pay 7.5€ for your instant noodles to heat them yourself in the machine and the TikTok influencers are absolutely FANS because “Korea concept??” ?!?!][?!’n’N’n’?!?[][?!? Mais ça va pas bien

— Meowkoumène (@entrepotdeseine) November 11, 2022

Les vapoteurs au motif que leur fumée sent bon ils adorent te souffler dessus comme pour annoncer le nouveau pape

— CH (@CH_Laval) November 12, 2022

le jour où pendant un cours de maths particulier mon prof a voulu taper pythagore sur mon ordi et quand il a mis p ca a proposé p0rno gay ??

— Moonlight (@skinnytwinky) November 12, 2022

what happened to elevator music ?? do we no longer deserve joy in confined spaces ???

— ? (@aliyahInterlude) November 13, 2022

” Han regardez le nul il est bloqué dans sa côte de maille hé les gars vous avez vu ou pas y a Jean qui est bloqué dans sa côte de maille ? ”

— Elsa – On se laisse la nuit (@Onselaisselanui) November 13, 2022

My boyfriend washed dishes and I haven’t said anything about it. He’s said “wow this kitchen looks spotless” twice since 8pm

— mp (@friasmp) November 13, 2022