Hey guys, Christmas is coming and as no one likes to be at Fnac packed like sardines on December 23, we advise you to plan some original Christmas gifts a little in advance. You can also offer a reading of this top tweets to your loved ones but it’s sad (and a big stingy thing). With that, have a good laugh and plan ahead.
MONDAY NOVEMBER 28
1. The RATP prophecy
2. Everyone thought of the peanut
3. “I just heard a guy walk into the bathroom and say, ‘Let’s go!’ while sitting on the throne.”
4. She is very indignant
5. “When Zendaya and Tom Holland get married, he’ll take his last name and just become Tom”
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 29
6. They don’t see the problem it’s crazy
7. Blurry image, funny joke
8. “*serious situation* My brain: Laughing”
9. Way too much hope
10. The graphic designers of the dealers go all out
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 30
11. It’s That or Best Life
FRIDAY DECEMBER 2
12. Is he still a fan?
13. Rent the tickets
SATURDAY DECEMBER 3
14. WHO EATS ENDIVES??
15. “You too, the first story you tried to write as a kid was just a lame and plagiarized version of your favorite book? Or are you normal?”
16. Dumb questions like this you can keep
17. Too hasty
18. Punchline Validated
19. Trees didn’t wear down jackets?
20. We wonder what city she lives in
21. Thank you Kinder for the surprise
SUNDAY DECEMBER 4
22. Dream of a Lifetime
23. “Need vitamin C ash”
25. We want more!
26. Coasting
27. “Why do all the guests on The White Lotus eat at the hotel every night? You guys are in Italy!”
28. Let us fart in peace
29. What a beautiful story
30. Need Answers Please
31. Away from me this demon
Alright, well, there’s nothing more to see guys. Go buy your Christmas gifts and faster than that!