This week has been rich in emotion… and above all in good looks: an object to do the big errand in the forest, a foam to hide the noises and smells of toilets and a Christmas ball in the shape of a penis, it is certainly the finest selections ever made.
READERS’ FAVORITE
If Christmas is always a stressful time for you, this is the calendar that can support you morally until the holidays, to approach them serenely.
MOST CON
This is the Christmas ornament to hang on your tree for the most beautiful effect. It will undoubtedly make everyone you invite into your home very comfortable.
THE CUTEST
Just not the words actually.
THE MOST EXPENSIVE
With this Monopoly, there is no longer any question for cheaters to hide their tickets under the board. It is also a great decorative object, but you will have to drop a small ticket to have it.
THE MOST ESSENTIAL
You’re not very comfortable with the concept of doing your business crouching in the woods, here is the object that will make you feel at home on your own toilet. We don’t have the flush option, however.
THE MOST ANNOYING
Obviously this is the theme of the week. If you’re still a little embarrassed to do that at work or at your date’s (in the beginning it’s always a bit complicated, we know), the Splash Foam will save you from many situations. Thanks to its big foam that will form at the bottom of the toilet, you will have neither noise nor smell and will come out of there as if nothing had happened.
MOST USELESS
Because it’s the best use we’ve found for a snow globe and above all, it’ll make you think of your cat who always gives a shit about that big jerk…