Tips Clear News Portal Your Ultimate Guide to Clear Tips on Life, Tech, Health, and More There are many ways to annoy people, including writing lots of words in a row that you will read because you think it’s interesting when not at all, I’m just writing this to annoy you, and it’s funny because I can tell you that it’s useless, well you keep reading thinking that there will be a good fall at the end when clearly not, you idiots. Otherwise, you can also do like all those people who have understood how to piss off their world. Models to follow.
1. This Breton who recorded 1,700 canvassing calls
When you’re retired, you have a lot of time to waste. As a result, Georges took the opportunity to list the some 1,700 canvassing calls he has received since May 2019 in order to send them to the deputy for Saint-Malo, Jean-Luc Bourgeaux. Besides that, our little Georges also really likes to play good pranks on canvassers by telling them that he sells drugs, by making the joke of “Sarah Croche” and by making them come to his house so as not to never open to them. What a joker this George, all the same huh!
2. This couple who pissed off a crowing rooster
All of France has certainly already heard of this scandalous affair. The one that involves Momo, a rooster who is a little too fond of singing at dawn, and a couple from Limougeauds in search of calm in their second home on the island of Oléron. The couple indeed seized lawyers and brought a bailiff to silence the rooster of his neighbor who woke him up in the morning. The two Limougeauds are also claiming 1,000 euros in damages, reimbursement of procedural costs and a penalty payment of 150 euros per day if the rooster continues to crow. There are those who are afraid of nothing. There are no roosters in Limoges perhaps?? Not ours actually, I’ve seen plenty of them drawn on porcelain plates!
3. This 30-year-old guy who refuses to leave his parents’ house.
Unfortunately, his name is not Tanguy, but Michael Rotondo. At 30, he refuses to leave his parents, even for the sum of $1,100. Because yes, his darons did everything to make him leave the home, since he did not “pay rent” and did not “participate in chores”: after having sent him eviction letters which did not change anything, the parents ended up taking the case to American justice and won their case. All because the guy was too lazy to pack and do his laundry like a grown-up.
4. This guy who created a virtual traffic jam on Google Maps
A Berliner trolled all Google Maps users in his neighborhood by riding around with a handcart containing 99 phones with the application activated. He thus managed to make Google Maps believe that there was a traffic jam in the street and therefore emptied the surroundings of his cars, the drivers having fallen back on alternative routes. You know what to do the next time you don’t want to be hassled on the road to vacation.
5. This Chinese who refused to move and now has his house in the middle of a highway
It is not uncommon to come across “nail houses” in China, which are old houses in the middle of tall buildings, interchanges or roundabouts, belonging to people who refused to move to build these infrastructure. This is what happened to the house of this Chinese from Canton who refused for 10 years to leave his house to allow the construction of a highway. As a result, the authorities finally decided, in 2020, to simply build the road around the barracks. It must be nice to sleep in on Sundays there.
6. These activists who freed minks (and it went wrong)
Animal abuse is obviously a very important cause to support as much as possible. However, it is necessary to act by being informed and knowing the subject well, therefore not like these American activists who, in 2017, wanted to do well by releasing 30,000 mink exploited for their fur on a farm in Minnesota. Unfortunately, several hundred of them died because they were not accustomed to wildlife, while the others completely disrupted the local food chain. The intention was there, but it was not the idea of the century…
7. This guy who purposely ate like a pig in a library
No need for words when you have sound.
8. This guy who stole mailboxes
Do not go to Orne if you value your mailbox passed down from generation to generation. A resident had his own stolen there in 2020. Well, he ended up getting his property back after his daughter posted a somewhat cheeky message on Facebook asking the thief to bring the mailbox back to them, without what she would go to the police with the images from her surveillance camera. You don’t have to be very smart to get caught stealing a mailbox, but above all you have to like pissing people off to steal something so lame.
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