So yes, life was cooler in the Middle Ages, surely, but at that time, it was still more difficult to make jokes about the Black Death, Pépin le Bref and the Crusades. Whereas today, we can count on history-loving tweeters to tell us about those ancient times, like the fabulous @Jehanlb, good old Sir Le Brave. It’s time for the feast.
In the Middle Ages you had guys he hung around behind the lords he whispered “don’t listen to them myssssssiiiire they’re just simple peasants” it blows me away I swear
— |G4t0r|? (@_Las92i) May 23, 2019
My ass is so big that in the Middle Ages they would have called me Sir Conference?
— luch (@luctvt) April 16, 2020
hahahaha can you imagine solar eclipses in the middle ages? the sky was turning black, the whole country was raising its head to the sky and ending up blind, nobody knew why
— Amaru (@EliasLeRetour) July 7, 2019
if I had lived in the Middle Ages I would have died of illness because I would have stroked the rats
— core (@NoeGangr) October 17, 2022
Workers in the Middle Ages were called beggars and the unemployed nobles. Within 1200 years, we were indeed family.
— The Hello Sadness (@LeBjrTristesse) October 12, 2014
You make fun of the L but when the FN will pass and we will return to the Middle Ages, not the S who will teach you how to tame dragons
— gainmor (@meufdu10e) December 6, 2015
how it must have been too boring the mindset of the Middle Ages you’re there no historical perspective just you plow while waiting for the Last Judgment
— MeI (@fan2TER) March 23, 2022
There are guys who love progress too much when it comes to technology but when it comes to better respecting women it’s “heho we’re not going to change things that have worked since the Middle Ages”
— la meuf là (@niemesia) June 6, 2022
g forgot to tell you but I’ve been coughing my lungs out for almost a month and I finally know what it is: WHOOPING MDR ?????? there’s no reason to believe in the middle ages like that
— billie (@mis4ndrist_) November 10, 2022
Hello, I am a medieval historian and I will explain to you why the vision of the Middle Ages in the clip “Time time” by Squeezie is caricatural and misleading 1/1038 pic.twitter.com/NaMDbyfZXb
— East ?? (@Ostpolitik) November 15, 2021
In the Middle Ages people did not know about pizzas.
In ancient times people did not know kebabs.So, imagine in a few centuries a new dish as good and popular is invented… And we will never be able to taste it because we will be dead. It makes me sad.
— fakenine (@fakenine_) May 4, 2019
Imagine tomorrow we wake up and no more internet. Which medieval profession do you choose? Me blacksmith or boy of joy (whore).
— Afrodite i Guess (@Afrodite_Amour) October 4, 2021
What a dark time the Middle Ages, you didn’t like a girl you called her a witch the next day the whole village burned her they didn’t give a fuck
— Amaru (@EliasLeRetour) January 30, 2020
I often think of the loneliness of guys in the Middle Ages who were very myopic without knowing it. And who were hallucinating about the level of others in the bow.
— Pierre Niney (@pierreniney) January 3, 2022
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